In the vintage shop “The Owl House”

i feel like we somewhat moved on from the last qjaiden stream a bit too quick cause just. So. Much insanity immediately happened afterward but i wanted to talk about it a little more, cause i think the streams gave us more information than we, or certainly i myself at least, initially thought.

so, we can now assume what was happening in the "Everything is perfect, but he is suffering from imperfection" and "Too eccentric / Too casual" books jaiden received is that the cucurucho with jaiden was referring to the Other cucurucho that we saw at the very end of the stream, the one that was sitting in the chair, and that it just Wasn't right, having perceived imperfections for whatever reason that he was "suffering" from. cucurucho number one also was the one to tell jaiden "many years ago, you helped us. me." (and that she needs to help them once again).

and maybe this whole post is redundant cause everyone else has realized this already LMAO, but what i think this is pretty clearly saying is that qjaiden for the time that she is "Kidnapped" and away irl is going to be made to work on the too eccentric and casual cucurucho, to make him perfect again. i think it's pretty safe to assume as well at this point that the cucuruchos, if not fully robots already, are Some kind of artificial being, they are not organic life forms and have the ability to be tampered with; so there jaiden goes i guess. also, at some point, it seems extremely likely that jaiden had a hand in creating, or editing, or most importantly "perfecting" one or both cucuruchos, because why else would cucurucho number one just Say all that to jaiden? they would never, they would never let those perceived weaknesses in the federation ever be laid bare at all unless it was jaiden—who was with them before, who somewhere in there knows how to fix things, who knows how to make this eccentric cucurucho Perfect again.

Obviously this brings about questions too. how is jaiden going to presumably change the behavior completely of the eccentric cucurucho, idk Are they giving her a fuckin instruction manual? but in seriousness, if the federation has the power to erase Everyone's memories of All their previous lives before the island, i see no reason why they wouldn't be able to restore memory as well, so they'll give jaiden her memory back to do her job and then rip it away again when her job is done. there's also the question of. Holy shit jaiden canonically was involved with the federation pre-canon What the Fuck did she do and how the fuck did she end up there and It's so likely now that the reason she always insisted cucurucho had a warmer side is because SHE. SAW. IT. BECAUSE MAYBE SHE EVEN HELPED CREATE THAT WARMER SIDE HERSELF!!!! BUT WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW!!!!!

and of course, the question of how the hell the eccentric cucurucho even got "too eccentric" in the first place. was this one even made by jaiden? maybe that's why it's not up to the federation's standards of imperfection, and why she specifically needs to fix him now. perhaps this cucurucho was made some time after jaiden left her involvement with the federation. and still there's also the question of, now that we know there are two cucuruchos (or.. maybe more...) What fuckin cucurucho(s) have been the ones interacting with jaiden all this time???? 😭😭😭

Idk as always 1 good qsmp theory brings 8695840383 more questions but we do what we can out here. Qjaiden my bug that is in the corner of my room what are your secrets my bird........

Finding a new favorite fictional character is like, will you be temporary or will you become a permanent part of my personality for the next 10 years?

How did y’all think Catra knew how to take down Hordak? [1x04/4x01]

YES @laas-yahnir go off

Round 2

Propaganda Under Cut

fav mcyt fic thing is when the setting is taken mostly realistically but then they throw in an extremely minecraft detail like a bucket of milk instant curing a hangover or a character putting down a whole block of wood to sit on while they talk

this is what i thought etoiles' villain arc was going to be when he said he wasn't going to go help everyone immediately and that he'd work on making sure pomme was safe before anything ngl

favorite moments from qsmp election night: - "oh yeah, cucurucho, can you move the captions down for the edits? there are gonna be a lottt of edits of this" - slime showing up damp and in a cave (very in character) - "badboyhalo no-lifed the SHIT out of the qsmp" - "what text?" (with a massive x over cucurucho in the background of cellbit and 'FUCK THE FEDERATION') - all of the scuffed-ness - baghera and forever joining slimecicle in the cave (which was actually a tunnel straight to brazil) - roier getting interviewed and continuing to break through the audio barriers to talk over quackity and comment on everything that's all that immediately comes to mind... it was a fun night!! thank you quackity and quackity studios <3

bought these eggs from the grocery hope nothing bad happens to them :P

game dev: this character is nonbinary

gamers:

they are the best

Just so u all know I’m not ready whatsoever for whatever happens today ! ^^

[ENG SUBS] Forever and Cellbit being soo divorced

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people sending etoiles hate immediately for saying hes going to do a villain Kill yourself today

LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN!! WE WERE NOT ALLOWED A SPREEN VILLAIN ARC FOR THE SAME REASON AND NOW HE'S GONE ........ i hate it here nobody lets the tryhards be evil and theyre the guys who get harassed the most immediately about it

Phil: [Reading chat question] "If we're allowed to ask, who did you vote for the QSMP Elections and why? No worries if you don't want to say."

You know what? Fck it, I will say. I wasn't gonna vote for the longest time, I made a very good point in stream in "roleplay", in my roleplay character that I didn't want to vote or say I was gonna vote so people couldn't leverage things against me and couldn't force my hand and be like, "I'll fcking kill your Egg if you don't vote–" I didn't want any of that to be a possibility, so I said I wasn't gonna vote.

BUT– I did vote, because I was like, "Ok, if I don't vote, this is a lot of power I'm just losing- I'm just letting to to waste." So I voted for Etoiles and Forever.

Etoiles because he's the most powerful person on the server and can literally not die, therefore is the most based at protecting anyone that's in his vicinity, and Forever because he fcking built the Hotel dude! Who cares more about the Eggs in the server? Oh let me think– maybe it's the guy who built a Hotel that is like automatically set up so that you can press a button and all of them get teleported back home and safety– [Gestures to his head] No brainer! Absolute no brainer, dude.

And of course like, those two also probably don't have any ill intent, so I wouldn't feel bad voting for them, right? That's it, pretty much. My– if I had a third choice, it would've been Bad, it would've been Bad, but I didn't have a third choice, so I just had two votes, that was it.

I think it's good to emphasize, especially to minors, that no matter how much you identify with, or appreciate a content creator, at the end of the day you don't know them. An unknown adult person should not be texting you. If he does it talks about their immaturity. A adult content creator should know that it is not right to encourage parasocial relationships with minors, knowing the influence they have over them. This is not about being a killjoy, this is about knowing how to identify red flags and setting limits. It is about giving tools to minors so that they know how to identify said flags. You have to be able to understand that setting boundaries and distance between creator and viewers is not only good, it's healthy.