I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

I’m the  b a d  guy.

Duh.

For anyone unaware literally every one of those dancers is a child

HOLY SHIT

Fresh Waffles and boys will be boys wildelifecomic.com

【男神九勇士】「第一代原版组图：各有二幅全身照的」 今年泰国最大同志泼水节派对「SongKran泼水节派对」官方宣传海报：@SongKran泼水节派对 ； 男模·GOGO-Boy 花名册 ins 依次： runssm、samuruma、 yoshihiroyr、naottica、  go_kenta、 kenshirotricomi、marujin25、yutobrave、alex_v90  。 摄影师 Uto Zawao  IG： richman625 | Costume by GX3 Underwear

我在微博：@森林画册  

this looks like the lineup for a fighting game specifically designed to piss off dudebros

Fresh Waffles and afterlife’s rough wildelifecomic.com

Photos by Janet Currey - Via RSPB North West England

i love me my tough bunny ladies 

The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov

PLEASE TELL ME SHE REVIVES HIM AS A MERMAN!!!!

Here’s your gif (:

This is my sexuality now, holy moly she makes that look easy

it will be fun, he said

it will be good for team relations, he said

ITS…HAPPENED

3rd week of The Witch Door extras!

returning the favor

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

This is my favorite type of postmodernism

Me: Pokémon Sleep sounds silly-

Me:

Oh man look at Pokémon making us take walks and keep sleep schedules it is like they are trying to have us do the routines needed to improve mental health. What next Pokémon Mindfulness and emotional regulation.

By FDASuarez

Ironically, Hemsworth credits the movie he almost left — “Ghostbusters” — with priming audiences to accept Thor’s turn to screwball comedy. He would have liked to have done a “Ghostbusters” sequel, and he still hasn’t forgiven the online fanboys who viciously attacked the reboot because the new stars were played by women. “That whole period I was like, ‘What ownership do you guys have over those characters?’” Hemsworth says. “Oh, you watched the film, therefore you should have a say over where it goes? I thought it was very unfortunate and kind of disappointing.” 

- Hemsworth speaking some serious truth about the toxicity of entitled fans