Made some tweets based off of @phy-manie text posts.

when mingi said, “bang bang” and “get money”, he meant it

NCT OT21 AS MEMES (PT.3):

Doyoung:

Jaehyun:

Hendery:

Lucas:

Ten:

Yuta:

Doyoung and Taeyong:

Kun:

Johnny:

Jungwoo:

Dancing in a purple room full of people with faces I'll never remember. But I hope that I remember you tomorrow, only you.

An actual Winwin singing words and not “whoop whoop” background noises

This is the equivalent of “You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

HAHAHHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD

jaehyun snapped

A-Z NSFW: WinWin

A = Aftercare  The sweetest baby boy ever dear god I’m going to hell for writing this…WinWin has to be 100% sure you’re A-Okay afterwards or he can’t even think straight for the rest of the day. He’s really affectionate after sex, lots of cuddling and nuzzling and soft kisses and I love yous. He is almost instantly out the bed to get a warm rag if you turn down the offer for a shower afterwards, and a movie to chill back out is a must with him.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)  I think WW is a pretty intimate boy when he’s with you, he’s a touchy guy, he likes holding you. His favorite part of you is your hands, he loves intertwining your fingers together, holding your hands above your head and pinning them to the mattress, feeling your hands grasping at his back and arms, he loves it. On himself, he has to pick his eyes. WinWin has the most beautiful eyes, and if you don’t constantly tell him that, I’m ashamed of you. He’s one that really likes eye contact in the bedroom, while your hands are intertwined, he’ll press his forehead against yours, looking into your eyes. Eyes are the window to the soul, and he loves being able to show you everything he feels through his gaze, his love, lust, adoration, affection, he wants you to know how he feels about you. 

C = Cum  Weirdly enough, I think he’s a mess when he cums. Between groans and heavy breathing, you certainly have to wash up while he strips the bed, because it’s everywhere…

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)  Being pretty shy, even in your relationship, he actually has a list of secrets he’s either too embarrassed or think you’ll be weirded out by that he keeps to himself. One of which being a pair of your panties that mysteriously disappeared and is currently tucked away in his luggage for NCT’s trip. What can he say? The lace feels good…

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) I don’t see WinWin being very experienced of really know much, obviously he’s aware of the basics…how can a 19 year old boy not know how a dick goes in things….but the entire process, you’d have to talk him through it the first time. But he’s a quick learner, all it took was once, and he knows exactly what he’s doing now.

F = Favorite position Missionary is pretty much the norm with him, he likes the contact and being able to hold you. WinWin is insanely flexible though…so I can see him trying a few different, more adventurous positions because the boy bends like rubber, so he isn’t opposed to trying other positions, but missionary is just way more comfortable tbh.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He’s kind of goofy by nature because he’s sort of awkward, so it certainly seeps a bit into the bedroom. Not a lot though, because he’s normally very focused on giving you and himself the most pleasure he can manage, he leans more towards serious but it’s WinWin..so a bit goof will leak into the bed.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they) He’s a pretty soft baby in general, I don’t even think he has a lot of hair yet, but what he does have he keeps fairly tamed, he’s not bare, but he trims well.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) One of the things with WinWin and your’s relationship, is he can’t stand the idea of ‘fucking’, he is determined to make sure you know he loves you, that you’re making love, not fucking. Sometimes he goes above and beyond with some candles, mood lighting, and music, maybe even tosses some rose petals into the bath if that’s where you’re getting it on that day. He’s sure to talk to you throughout sex, too. Whispering about his love for you and how lucky he is to have you in his life, and he wouldn’t change it for the world.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation) WinWin’s like a secret masturbater, he’s one that is locked in his room or that bathroom, sure no one can mistakenly walk in on him with his pants around his ankles. He’s quiet with sex, but he’s even quieter jerking off, he’s almost silent.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) He’s not a very kinky one, I don’t think he really has any kinks, but he’s developed a habit of leaving one hickie visible on your collar bone. Always in the same place, it’s his mark, and he loves it.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) The bed is his #1 spot, it’s the most comfortable spot to do it when he knows once you two start, you’ll be there for quite some time. No worries about having to move after you’re done and worn out, you can just lay down and go to sleep. When he’s in one of his overly romantic moods, the large bath is a second best.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) He’s kind of clingy, it’s his way of showing his love, so he loves when you do it back. When you’re together, and all of a sudden you’re attached to his arm, and pressing your lips to his neck, he’s 100% ready to go on the spot.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) While he’s docile, he’s not submissive. He’s not into it, it doesn’t really do anything for him. WinWin likes to think you’re both on the same level, both in your romantic relationship and sexual relationship, no ones dominant over the other.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Since foreplay is a really big part of sex with WinWin, oral plays into it a lot. He’s actually a pro at going down on you, he can and will be there for hours, he loves it. He’ll never turn down a good blowjob either, you two are going to be here all night, if you’re willing to go down on him, he’s ecstatic and lets you have your fun with him.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) I guess you could say he’s a lazy fucker, he’s not a quick pace kind of guy, he’s way on the side of slow and sensual. He really likes to stretch your time together out, so he tends to have a pretty slow, not unbearably slow mind you, but still pretty calm pace.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) WinWin doesn’t really favor quickies, he doesn’t like the messiness and the lack of full satisfaction on both parties that comes with quickies. He normally opts out, he’d rather just jerk off to get the feeling out of his system, and bring it back up when he can give you his undivided attention.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) WinWin is kind of a shy baby, I don’t see him taking many risks, or at least not taking the initiative. It depends on what it is, if you propose any ideas. Whatever it is though, he won’t let it leave the bedroom. No kitchen, living room, public sex, he’d just crawl into a hole and die if someone noticed and called him out, or god forbid one of the members walked in. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) WinWin’s still pretty young, he’s only 19, he hasn’t hit that ‘my knees hurt’ old man phase yet. He’s pretty quiet and docile at most times, almost as if he’s saving his energy so I think he’s pretty hyper in bed. I don’t think he’s a multiple rounds guy, one round is usually it, but he can go for a bit longer than most guys. As for foreplay, that can go on for ever honestly, but the actual sex last anywhere from 10-20 minutes. He’s got a lot of reserved energy…beware of the quiet ones.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Again, he’s pretty docile, I don’t see him straying from average, ‘vanilla’ sex much. He’d probably end up a red blushing mess if you even brought it up just for conversation, let alone toy with the idea of actually buying and using them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) I don’t see WinWin being a tease since I don’t really see him being very dominant in the bedroom. If you tell him to stop and just fuck you, he’s not going to need to be told twice. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Honestly, WinWin is so quiet as most times, I don’t see him being very loud in bed. He’s vocal, and moans a lot, but the volume doesn’t reach more than it needs to be for you to hear him. No one outside the bedroom is going to hear him, that’s for sure.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) WinWin is a fast learner, so you only got to enjoy it in the moment, because you only have to explain once. Your first time together, the look of adoration and eagerness to learn on his face while you guided him through each new action. His touch was so gentle and sweet, trying to mimic exactly how you showed him how to touch. Sometimes you wish you could go back to the first time, it was definitely a time you’ll never forget.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) hes my son fml Aight it’s always the little guys that fucking your mind when they whip it out and you’re just like ????? where did that come from tf??? And he’s kind of quiet and a sweetie and those boys always got some good shit between their legs. Now I’m not talking the forearm sized monstrosity from fanfiction, about a half to a inch more than the average size(5 inch hard) and just a bit thicker than typical, not much, but enough for you to ask yourself what you did in a past life to deserve this.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) While I think he’s pretty quiet, I think WW is insanely clingy, and literally always wants you but he just keeps it to himself? You really have to pay attention to see how he’s acting because he’ll just not say anything when he’s horny, he waits for you to make the first move. His sex drive is weirdly high, but he keeps it under control.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) My little cuddle bby I can’t, he’s instantly curled up and ready for bed as soon as he can breath and see straight, and aftercare is taken care of. WinWin is gone from the world so fast y’all. Night bby.

overrated [m]

Dong Sicheng has a tarnished reputation that is effortless for him to maintain.

Sicheng wreaks havoc day by day, practically stirring an immature calamity on university campus. He carries a storm wherever he goes, his footsteps equivalent to a roll of thunder. From his sour persona to the sharp way he talks; his words are bullets to those he aims them to. Yet, girls flock around him mindlessly and praise him like none other, falling for his recklessness without a care. On campus, students are either irked, find his personality rebarbative, or completely in love with the idea of him.

Sicheng is stellar in his own way, a star in the worst way possible that manages to outshine the rest. Men ache to be him while girls crave to spend a night with him—just one, enough to see what he truly, dutifully packed. But that is where Sicheng expeditiously draws the line, austere and grim, and leaves them. Like rain battering down on a scorching pavement, his trace disappears within seconds.

It is not because the spark of attraction towards the girl is absent, nor is it because he wants to bring each to the edge only to leave them hanging, adding each to the list of rejected individuals. It is due to something else—something borderline shameful to his existence and reputation.

And it is because not a single soul knows that Dong Sicheng, notorious bad boy and ruthless heartbreaker, is a virgin.

Keep reading

overrated [m]

Dong Sicheng has a tarnished reputation that is effortless for him to maintain.

Sicheng wreaks havoc day by day, practically stirring an immature calamity on university campus. He carries a storm wherever he goes, his footsteps equivalent to a roll of thunder. From his sour persona to the sharp way he talks; his words are bullets to those he aims them to. Yet, girls flock around him mindlessly and praise him like none other, falling for his recklessness without a care. On campus, students are either irked, find his personality rebarbative, or completely in love with the idea of him.

Sicheng is stellar in his own way, a star in the worst way possible that manages to outshine the rest. Men ache to be him while girls crave to spend a night with him—just one, enough to see what he truly, dutifully packed. But that is where Sicheng expeditiously draws the line, austere and grim, and leaves them. Like rain battering down on a scorching pavement, his trace disappears within seconds.

It is not because the spark of attraction towards the girl is absent, nor is it because he wants to bring each to the edge only to leave them hanging, adding each to the list of rejected individuals. It is due to something else—something borderline shameful to his existence and reputation.

And it is because not a single soul knows that Dong Sicheng, notorious bad boy and ruthless heartbreaker, is a virgin.

Keep reading

Can we talk about the noise San made?

And the fact that Wooyoung started the next game immediately?

Me realizing I wasted my whole summer doing nothing:

Overrated [m] || PREVIEW

Dong Sicheng had a tarnished reputation that was effortless for him to maintain.

Sicheng wreaked havoc day by day, practically stirring an immature calamity on university campus. He carried a storm wherever he went, his footsteps equivalent to a roll of thunder. From his sour persona to the sharp way he talked; his words were bullets to those he aimed them to. Yet, girls flocked around him mindlessly and praised him like none other, falling for his recklessness without a care. On campus, students were either irked, found his personality rebarbative, or completely in love with the idea of him.

Sicheng was stellar in his own way, a star in the worst way possible that managed to outshine the rest. Men had ached to be him while girls craved to spend a night with him—just one, enough to see what he truly, dutifully packed. But that was where Sicheng would expeditiously draw the line, austere and grim, and leave them. Like rain battering down on a scorching pavement, his trace disappeared within seconds.

It was not because the spark of attraction towards the girl was absent, nor was it because he wanted to bring all of them to the edge only to leave them hanging, adding each to the list of rejected individuals. It was due to something else—something borderline shameful to his existence and reputation.

And it was because not a single soul knew that Dong Sicheng, notorious bad boy and ruthless heartbreaker, was a virgin.

Keep reading

If you don’t think winwin is the cutest human being then there’s something wrong.

crap i saw in the nct vlive today

why do i stan these problematic men?

lucas lifting his shirt up… your welcome

my skin has been cleared, my crops have resurrected, my depression has vanished

me during finals

THIS BOY WAS PRETENDING TO BE MICHAEL JACKSON HES SO EXTRA IM-

also boy better watch ur hand 

they literally did a whole meditation thing im done

yuta being unable to focus and wheezing because sAmE

why

why pt.2

what the actual fuck

if anyone asks you what lucas is like pls show them this picture thank u

Me: *is sad*

Nct: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

Me: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏