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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

“studies have shown”

WHAT STUDIES, WHO CONDUCTED THEM, WHERE ARE THEIR RESULTS, CITE YOUR SOURCES

"scientists say"

WHO ARE THESE SCIENTISTS, ARE THESE CLAIMS PEER-REVIEWED, IS THERE A CONCENSUS IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY

and crucially WHO WAS FUNDING THIS RESEARCH

Happy #MarioDay everyone!

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

Someone please edit Benny Hill music over this

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

BEEP

happy international women’s day i guess

I, for one, welcome our new swiftie overlords

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

baby kermit. you agree. reblog

you ever go nonverbal but like... online? too fatigued to reblog anything with tags or interact with people

leave your laundry on the floor for them

me irl

genuinely partially agree with the people on twitter

nobody NEEDS a pillow collection that says "live laugh love", especially when they are never used as actual pillows

it's like buying an off-road car as a farmer and keeping it in the garage to only be looked at and admired

having things with form over function in mind is a luxury problem that wouldn't be a thing in a not classist environment in which you constantly compete with everyone else about who has the perfect life

i also think that if you still disagree, you probably have lost control over your own life choices, or may have never had any

Hey man how's it going

Oh my fucking god

People are objectively correct. This was never true, but now people are less prone to believing lies about it.

Humanity will not survive unless we dismantle capitalism.

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys