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"oh shit I think I'm gay"

@survival--mode

katy / 22 / side blog for gay panic and joy
  • corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

  • it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

  • the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

If you losers actually left the house and went to pride irl you know what you would see? The entire cast of sesame street and all the Muppets as well. A wizard I dated very briefly and am now locked in an interminable beef with. Balloons which is a bit scary actually. My dad who got confused and wandered into the area by mistake. Maybe tits. Probably you will be able to buy a hot pretzel

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Anonymous asked:

Between cishet dudes and their "No, any physical contact is gay!" and queer women's "She bought me dinner and said she wants to raw me, do you think she likes me?" it really is a wonder anyone has any idea of what sexuality is.

this is the funniest unintentional analysis of gender socialization I’ve seen today ajsjskslala

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