Had a dream that I was going to band camp on the moon and to save fuel they had us leave our instruments and clothes behind and only use the camp uniforms and equipment. When we deboarded the space shuttle my middle school band teacher handed me a spacesuit and a box that looked exactly like a box of pasta with the little cellophane window, but instead of pasta there were very tiny woodwind pieces and it said BASSOON on it. "BASSOON: add water."

like this

Ok this is all fine and good but op why the hell were you marching a bassoon

I dunno, but I like how this was the most unreasonable part of the dream to you.

OMG A BASSOON I PLAY THAT THING :D :D :D

wait 'AL DENTE' i'm so done

The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

Ok, I NEED you to understand just how insane even ATTEMPTING this was for them.

1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Don’t think I’m stepping on any toes saying that.

2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.

3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT.  To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.

4. “oh, but I’ve seen marching bands before and-” MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!

5. AND ANOTHER THING! Wind instruments and dancing BOTH make demands on your breathing, so the fact that they are dancing (making you breath faster for extra oxygen) AND playing wind instruments (making you effectively hold your breath) AT THE SAME TIME is HUGE. Their lungs must be MASSIVE.

All of that also; the song is Sing, sing, sing (with a swing). If you wanna listen to some of THE SPICIEST big band ever recorded. Its a big hard song and this band does it expertly.

@amorphousturtle THANK YOU OML SAY IT LOUDER

somebody needs to hook a hose up to me and just wash out my insides like one of those carpet cleaning videos

somebody nneeds to protect me from this villain

WHY DOES IT SAY YOGURRRRT

Genshin Impact CN: Genshin☆FES 2023 in Shanghai Countdown Artwork - 3

Artist: 心脏弱真君 Download: Google Drive

PAIMON LOOKS SO CURSED-

we havin hamburger tonight

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

i wish... I COULD FLY

Type "I am" in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today...

but honey. you already are.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

there aint no fuckin wae

out of office!

MHMMHMMM MORE LIKE VAGAY HEHEHHEHEHEHE

Not a dream

Friendly reminder that you are important, valid and you deserve love.

You deserve good things in your life and the world is a better place with you in it.

If you are feeling bad today, I hope this post finds you and reminds you that you are not alone. I love you.

This is your sign not to give up.

Now go drink your water, babe.

I love you, I see you, I accept you. This is a safe space for you all.

Can everyone who reads this PLEASE reblog it?!?!?  Libraries literally saved my life as a child!

Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs) 

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Just hit the green arrows and the reblog!!!

As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

Our library also has quarterly books sales of almost free books!! For 5$USD we get in a day early and can buy as many as we want. Anyone else has to wait and there is a limit for the first 2 days.

they really like to kiss (a lot) 🩵

NOT THE KYLIE LIPS-

this is my personal dream

🌪 TORNADO 🌪

Uhmm.....wow

@mrcloudyfun

That is horrifying that close and I love it

wait they usually don't go up, right?

Ok, even with the modern knowledge I have of how tornadoes actually form,

Seeing shit like this, I can completely understand how ancient peoples would have thought that was a god.

Tornadoes kind of...meet in the middle. Like a large swirly from the sky and a small swirly from the bottom lock lips and and become a tornado.

Youre welcome.

me when i

me when i spin

swipe left or right

So basically. He's tharki too just like me

"On July 9th, 2017 a Florida man pulled a gun on a Jacksonville deputy but luckily he had two left feet"

why does mine look like the guy from frozen i'm crying

there was a fly on my rug and i threw an english textbook at it

they died under the unexpected onslaught of past and present participles