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literally just some pure and wholesome memes

good morning everyone

THE GUYS IN THE BACKGROUND MAKE MY LIFE. THEY’RE SO PROUD OF HER. FUCK YES

This is one of the very first things I reblogged and I still love it

Fantastic content yes yes yes

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

What are they

I think they’re civets. They’re related to raccoons. And apparently they fail at drinking milk, but it’s adorable.

epic fail

THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO

DAMN GORGEOUS

DAMN BRAVE

DAMN BADASS

DAMN SEXY

DAMN SWEET

DAMN AWESOME

BRAVO DREAMWORKS

FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS

YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

help him 

sarah what the hell

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

Something good in this world…

My heart is so happy

Some of Bo’s more serious/darker poems. Ya, these mean a thing or two to me.

@spooky-dog some of the ones I read to you!!! (I tagged you so you could see the pictures)

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard

I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter

I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THAT TULIP

if you see this post it means::

- you can vent to me - you can follow me - you can spam me - you can message me any time - you can send me your thoughts - you can tell me anything - you can trust me

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I almost cried when she got so happy when her parents saying “yes!”

Byeee They deadass put a receding hairline on a fish

This is cute

The “okay daddy” gets me every time.

lmaoOooooo @ the hairline

Omg 😩😩😩😩

i was crying in the movies yall this was so cute

It has been 365 days of Pride

It’s June 26, 2016 2:51am EST in the USA. A year ago today love won in the US. It’s officially been 365 days of LGBT+ couples receiving their marriage license. It’s been 365 days of wedding planning. It’s been 365 days of someone’s fairytale coming true. It’s been 365 days of coming out. It’s been 365 days of rejection and acceptance. It’s been 365 days of joy. And of victory. Yet it has been 365 days of protest. It’s 365 of grief. It’s been 365 days of struggle. 365 days of heartbreak. And of fear. But today we celebrate because on June 26, 2015 the LGTB+ community was brought to the front focus. People finally see us! Congratulations LGBT+ community. We are a large group of loving, caring, crazy, accepting, friendly, tolerant, opinionated, and beautiful people. Today we celebrate because we can! Happy Pride & Happy Gay Day!! ❤🌈❤

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