You could just tip him over
Logically, I understand why "pretty" trans rep is just as good of an idea, but also...trans lives are complicated and messy. Hell, all lives are complicated and messy. Not everyone gets to be conventionally attractive. Not every transition is smooth, be it from juvenile to adult or male to female.
I love Ticker (Warframe).
Does she "look" or "sound" like a woman? Nah, not really. But nobody seems to question it. Granted, nobody really interacts with her enough to be transphobic towards her which is kind of cowardly of the writers in my opinion, but at the same time, isn't it nice to have a character who didn't have the resources to transition as effectively as we typically see in a video game? Isn't it very cool of DE to put in some hyper-clockable trans character who--in spite of that--isn't questioned in her identity? Isn't it an interesting and relatable story for impoverished transfems, told in mere minutes, if not seconds, by the setting and the very presence of the character? Isn't it realistic and grounded that there wasn't any magic solution to make her transition perfectly? No Illusion Magics or Special Science Serums or Power Of Contrivance, just feminine vocal intonations and she/her pronouns.
Isn't the messiness refreshing?
Isn't she just like me, fr fr?
warframe something something
Awakening/Vor’s Prize: You’re a Tenno and you wield a Waframe. Don’t know what those words mean, that’s great, you won’t for like a billion quests. Some guy puts bad bling on you. You meet your new mom and your new son. Get ready to learn a lot of vocabulary words.
Saya’s Vigil: oh boy your husband sounds great i bet he’s not just like. fifty feet away from you or anything.
Vow Solaris: AND WE ALL LIFT. AND WE’RE ALL ADRIFT TOGETHER, TOGETHER.
Once Awake: You aren’t alone. There’s bugs.
The Archwing: What the fuck is Tellurium
Stolen Dreams: You will hear more vocabulary words. No one knows how they’re pronounced, not even the voice actors, this is fine.
The New Strange: cephalon simaris is a little jerk who doesn’t understand personal space and tried to steal my son
Natah: get ready to meet your new shitty grandpa. also, learn about your mom. your weird uncle is here, too.
The Second Dream: congratulations, you are a haunted child. the grandchild your grandpa likes better shows up. more mom lore. suddenly, the moon.
The War Within: weird uncle lore. you may be wondering ‘how bad could the orokin be’. well. i have good news. be prepared to find out. also, there’s a worm. there’s a couple worms.
Chains of Harrow: it’s time to meet your creepypasta-est brother. also uh. maybe learn that your original mom wasn’t the best sometimes.
Apostasy Prologue: meet your shitty stepdad. welcome to a momless existence.
The Sacrifice: well we’re a good ways in and it’s finally time to learn what a warframe is. the answer: creepy and wet. a cool guy is here, but watch out for evil stepdad and evil mom.
Prelude to War: huh. that can’t be good. also there’s a shitty uncle too.
The New War: oh boy this one’s a lot. two of them. your son gets a body. get ready to play a different game for a while and also. be sad about songs. beat up your stepdad. there’s a snake. the space devil’s here.
Angels of the Zariman: remember where you met the space devil? it’s haunted.
Veilbreaker: MY BOY.
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Nora Night? Everytime other players bring her up they're always like "ugh she's worse than ordis"
I love her, I want to have her on the radio 24/7, I want her to read my audiobooks, I want her to keep giving me her silly little challenges
I don't see enough people really recognise nor appreicate just how weirdly dark the funny parkour robot game is. Like your main enemies are all humans but one humans are the degenrating clones who are all slowly dying, the other is a cult of profit and thoroughly abuses a race of working class robot humans as their slaves keeping them under foot with debt bondage, and the other humans are mostly dead blue oligarchs who are super dissociated from real horrors that they had to create their own. Then you have the horrors of the zariman and the man in the wall and the void and duviri and dear god which writer at DE accidently trauma dumped into making a story about it. then you have the funny robots who are actually unwilling human hosts of a virus that makes them into monsters that are only controlled by the traumatised children through magic neck implants.
also the infested is so fucked??? andd the corrupted??? warframe is wack
There is a decree in the new Warframe roguelite open world that gives you +10% movement speed per decree you have earned, stacking up to a total of 109 decrees before the game tells you there are no more. This edit felt necessary.
Warframe's sound and art teams really don't have to put their whole pussy into everything but they really do huh
i’m glad nintendo is leaning into link’s True Vibe, a hillbilly who does fucking INSANE and probably life-threatening car mods in his free time
Zelda was witness of a lot of Link's stupid shenanigans, but Ganondorf is going to see the real deal
we feminized your hero. yeah, put him in a skirt and sandals. we also gave him a new arm with long nails. don't worry he's fine with it. he seems to like it actually
What the korok sees when I glue his friend to the front end of my vehicle, barreling at 50 mph heading straight for him
the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:
WGHY DOES HE HAVE A FOUR WHEELER TGATS SO FUNNY. WHO GAVE HIM THAT?????


