griddolhark
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
I think one of the reasons why tree law is so popular and people are so enthusiastic about it is because a big, old tree being killed feels so awful. You've got something that took years or decades to get that big, that provides so many benefits, and then it's just...gone and irreplaceable. Of course people are like oh boy, you didn't think that thing was valuable and now the law is gonna come for you and you're gonna regret it.
And it feels like one of the few cases where the rich (not the mega rich, but the regular rich) actually get held to account for their crimes, because the punishment is designed to match the actual damage they do. You cut down a bunch of your neighbor's trees to make your property more valuable? The punishment is basically the cost of your property.
Look, I'm going to be honest, I don't care whether people feeding other fans' fanfiction into AI is "legal" or "illegal".
What it is, is rude, entitled, and disrespectful of your fellow fans.
god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love
I also obviously spent YEARS obsessing over laser hair removal and electrolysis and I shoplifted an epilator and cried so much trying to use it on my stomach and gave myself chemical burns on my face with Nair as a child and the only reason I ended up how I am now is because of poverty. I didn't have access to what would have eased nearly two decades of misery and self hate because of poverty. And I literally became radicalized during a mental breakdown where I decided I either had to kms or stop working and stop shaving and stop doing everything that made me feel like I didn't deserve to live. I was forced to reevaluate a lifetime of intersex gender dysphoria and internalized ableism and misogyny and whiteness and just be in the body I have because I will never not be in poverty and what is so scary about my body? I'm not getting any less disabled. Why cling to the fantasy that I can be anything other than this? And that all became, "why did I ever feel like I wasn't good enough? Why was I tricked to believe this body isn't a woman's body? Why was I forced to hate myself from the moment I could conceptualize myself?" And I hope other people can become radicalized about themselves because it feels fucking great and opens so many more doors for gender expression than the majority of my life had to offer
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
On it boss!!
[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]
rotsuko
is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.
When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.
Rosh Hashanah is September 16th, 2033
Tom Kippur is September 25th, 2023
you’ve been told’t
Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
Thanks Cumming, GA
FROM THE CITY THAT BROUGHT YOU
sorry babe, you gotta keep edging until you beat me in cummingopoly
