I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people?

listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding

I think about this a lot

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”

“What about that shadowy place?”

“That is straight Tumblr, Simba, you must never go there.”

WISE WORDS FROM MUFASA

1. So when he says it to Molly it’s “omg he literally declared his love and obviously means it” but if it were to John you suddenly admit it’s forced?

2. If you wanna talk about role reversal how about we give you a list of 100 romantic tropes that happen between Sherlock and John and you tell us how much you’d lose your damn mind if any of it had been with Molly instead

Not to mention hello? The fact that he only said it so she would say it so the "bomb" wouldn't go off

when coaches announce the annual coxswain 2k race

the coxswains:

the rowers:

the coaches:

Personalities in an 8+

STROKE SEAT

7 SEAT

6 SEAT 

5 SEAT

4 SEAT

3 SEAT

2 SEAT

BOW SEAT

Conclusions: Business in the stern, party in the bow. 

U right

Holmes’s and Watson’s pet names

(How Holmes and Watson call each other)

Watson’s for Holmes

“My dear Holmes”: 16 times

“My companion”: over a hundred times (I’m refusing to count any further)

Holmes’s for Watson

“My dear Watson”: 94 times 

“My dear boy”: two times (this means exactly what it sounds like)

“My boy”: nine times 

“My dear doctor”: two times

“My Watson”: three times

There is an awful lot of possessive pronouns here, if you start to think about it…

Could they appear more married if they tried??

“Uh….maybe you should ask your other daddy….”

Imagining Sherlock (the most brilliant posh man ever) couldn’t say the word “penguin” is the best thing ever.

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Btw bi boys are amazing and I hope you all find someone who loves you and makes you feel warm and good this year

If You Can't Handle a Lil Porn on Tumblr

If humans put a mirror in space 1,000 light years away, when observed we can see how the earth was 2,000 years ago.

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

As a asexual my blog is safe for asexuals

straight people arent gay

but what if they cried during rent

you got me there