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Superwholockian

@superwholockian4236

I am a superwholockian

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

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clevergenius

yea im a dude

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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shmeeshed

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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exuberantneuropsychologist

indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

Yeah I’m an trans*guy

yeah I play video games

jk I’m actually a dad

IT GOT BETTER

DEAN DOESN’T NEED A ROLL CALL TO GET CAS TO SAY HIS NAME

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rebelling-fallen-angel

every time i see this on my dash, i always loose it at “DEEEEAAAAANNN”

I laugh for 5 minutes then reblog it

every. time.

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smitemebitch

This is my 17th time reblogging this i swear and each time it gets funnier i swear

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cassywinchestertheangel

"seriously bitch do you even know me" XD

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

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petitbear

When he says “really” ;’)

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gvacamolly

Never leave this un-reblogged

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sawsan-ff

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

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danica-joshifer

I cried already.

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queenoftheimpala-deactivated202

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

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drtanner

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

John: *marries mary*
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock:
Sherlock: I came back from the dead to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
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myreticentvale-deactivated20231

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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magickowl

why has this not got any notes 

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gracetrolbig

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

my followers know who this is for.

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nextyearsgirl

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

This is a theological point that doesn’t come up often enough.

We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared

And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.

No this joke is fantastic because it works on three levels.

  1. If you’re too young to know what VCRs were, “Ha ha, things used to be weird in the past.”
  2. If you’re old enough to know intellectually what they were, “Ha ha, young people need VCRs explained to them.  Silly kids.”
  3. If you’re old enough to actually remember using VCRs, “YES, THE CLOCKS, THEY DID ALWAYS FLASH 12:00 WHY COULD NO ONE FIGURE THAT OUT!”

Funny to three different groups for three different reasons.

i grew up with a vcr that told the correct time

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expert-jumper-deactivated201312

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

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expert-jumper

E V E R Y O N E

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elubviq

NO CHANCES TAKEN

leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015
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caluummhood

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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thejamesboyle

the first post ever on tumblr

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tedbre

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

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the-jackals

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

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127-lbs

Always reblog because perfection.

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team-joebama

i just watched this five times in a row

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fuzzy-purple-lights

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

WHY THE FUCK NOT

If you reblog this before July 1 2014, I will write your url down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of urls and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants. Some one may find your url, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. You have until July 1 to reblog.

about a week left!!

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK

cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3 vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :)) google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.

FUGGIN BAT DUDE

KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES

Mary Poppins  That Darn Cat  The Jungle Book The Love Bug  The Aristocats  Bedknobs and Broomsticks  The Million Dollar Duck  Robin Hood Herbie Rides Again  Pete’s Dragon  The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh The Rescuers The Fox and the Hound A Disney Christmas Gift  The Black Cauldron The Great Mouse Detective  Oliver & Company  Who Framed Roger Rabbit  The Little Mermaid  Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp  The Rescuers Down Under  Beauty and the Beast The Nightmare Before Christmas Aladdin -The Return of Jafar  Aladdin The Lion King  A Goofy Movie Pocahontas  Toy Story Aladdin and the King of Thieves  James and the Giant Peach  The Hunchback of Notre Dame  Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas Hercules  Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure  A Bug’s Life Belle’s Magical World Mulan Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas Tarzan  Toy Story 2 Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving An Extremely Goofy Movie  Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins Dinosaur  Fantasia 2000 The Emperor’s New Groove The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea  The Tigger Movie Atlantis The Lost Empire Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse  Monsters, Inc.  Cinderella II - Dreams Come True Lilo And Stitch  Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains Return to Never Land Tarzan & Jane The Hunchback of Notre Dame II Treasure Planet Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year  101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure  Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return  Brother Bear  Finding Nemo  Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time Piglet’s Big Movie  Stitch! The Movie  The Jungle Book 2  Home On The Range Kim Possible - The Villain Files  Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers  Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas  The Incredibles  The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo Chicken Little Disney’s Christmas Favourites Kim Possible - So The Drama Kronk’s New Groove Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch  Pooh’s Heffalump Movie  Tarzan II  Bambi II  Brother Bear 2  Cars  Leroy & Stitch The Fox and the Hound 2  Cinderella III - A Twist in Time Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams Enchanted  Meet The Robinsons  Ratatouille Bolt The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning Tinker Bell  Wall-E Tinkerbell and the lost treasure Princess and the Frog Up Tangled Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue Toy Story 3 Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension Winnie the Pooh Cars 2 Mars needs moms Frankenweenie Wreck-it Ralph Brave Tinkerbell Secret of the wings Planes Monsters University Frozen

SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES

PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN

FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER

LORD OF THE RINGSSSS

THE HOBBIT HELL YEA

THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES

POKEMON IS COOL TOO

SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP

TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES

90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT

SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)

SHREK?

STAR WARSSSS

SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS

MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 

ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

You’re a good person and ily