this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK

yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

indeed i am a boy
indeed i play video games
HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH
Yeah I’m an trans*guy
yeah I play video games
jk I’m actually a dad
IT GOT BETTER
DEAN DOESN’T NEED A ROLL CALL TO GET CAS TO SAY HIS NAME

every time i see this on my dash, i always loose it at “DEEEEAAAAANNN”
I laugh for 5 minutes then reblog it
every. time.

This is my 17th time reblogging this i swear and each time it gets funnier i swear

"seriously bitch do you even know me" XD
i could see that.
i would watch that.

now that’s something that would be worth watching

"Daniel could be Snape"
I’m actually 1100% behind this
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

I cried already.

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.

why has this not got any notes

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..
my followers know who this is for.

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:
The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.
According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
This is a theological point that doesn’t come up often enough.
Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?
the best of Supernatural subtitles

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONES

What about

I love this show.
We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared
And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.
No this joke is fantastic because it works on three levels.
- If you’re too young to know what VCRs were, “Ha ha, things used to be weird in the past.”
- If you’re old enough to know intellectually what they were, “Ha ha, young people need VCRs explained to them. Silly kids.”
- If you’re old enough to actually remember using VCRs, “YES, THE CLOCKS, THEY DID ALWAYS FLASH 12:00 WHY COULD NO ONE FIGURE THAT OUT!”
Funny to three different groups for three different reasons.
i grew up with a vcr that told the correct time

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
WHY THE FUCK NOT
If you reblog this before July 1 2014, I will write your url down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of urls and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants. Some one may find your url, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. You have until July 1 to reblog.
about a week left!!
LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK
cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3 vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :)) google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.
FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES The Avengers Iron Man Iron Man 2 Iron Man 3 Thor Thor: The Dark World Captain America: The First Avenger Hulk The Incredible Hulk Fantastic Four Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer X-Men X2 X-Men: The Last Stand X-Men Origins: Wolverine X-Men: First Class The Wolverine Blade Blade II Blade: Trinity Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man 3 The Amazing Spider-Man The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Daredevil Elektra The Punisher Punisher: War Zone Man-Thing Ghost Rider Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
FUGGIN BAT DUDE
KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves Fantasia Pinocchio Dumbo The Reluctant Dragon Bambi Saludos Amigos Victory Through Air Power The Three Caballeros Make Mine Music Song of the South Fun and Fancy Free Melody Time The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad Cinderella Alice in Wonderland Peter Pan 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Lady and the Tramp Old Yeller Darby O’Gill and the Little People Sleeping Beauty Swiss Family Robinson 101 Dalmatians The Sword in the Stone
Mary Poppins That Darn Cat The Jungle Book The Love Bug The Aristocats Bedknobs and Broomsticks The Million Dollar Duck Robin Hood Herbie Rides Again Pete’s Dragon The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh The Rescuers The Fox and the Hound A Disney Christmas Gift The Black Cauldron The Great Mouse Detective Oliver & Company Who Framed Roger Rabbit The Little Mermaid Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp The Rescuers Down Under Beauty and the Beast The Nightmare Before Christmas Aladdin -The Return of Jafar Aladdin The Lion King A Goofy Movie Pocahontas Toy Story Aladdin and the King of Thieves James and the Giant Peach The Hunchback of Notre Dame Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas Hercules Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure A Bug’s Life Belle’s Magical World Mulan Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas Tarzan Toy Story 2 Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving An Extremely Goofy Movie Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins Dinosaur Fantasia 2000 The Emperor’s New Groove The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea The Tigger Movie Atlantis The Lost Empire Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse Monsters, Inc. Cinderella II - Dreams Come True Lilo And Stitch Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains Return to Never Land Tarzan & Jane The Hunchback of Notre Dame II Treasure Planet Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return Brother Bear Finding Nemo Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time Piglet’s Big Movie Stitch! The Movie The Jungle Book 2 Home On The Range Kim Possible - The Villain Files Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas The Incredibles The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo Chicken Little Disney’s Christmas Favourites Kim Possible - So The Drama Kronk’s New Groove Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Tarzan II Bambi II Brother Bear 2 Cars Leroy & Stitch The Fox and the Hound 2 Cinderella III - A Twist in Time Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams Enchanted Meet The Robinsons Ratatouille Bolt The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning Tinker Bell Wall-E Tinkerbell and the lost treasure Princess and the Frog Up Tangled Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue Toy Story 3 Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension Winnie the Pooh Cars 2 Mars needs moms Frankenweenie Wreck-it Ralph Brave Tinkerbell Secret of the wings Planes Monsters University Frozen
SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES
Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 A Bug’s Life Monsters, Inc. Finding Nemo The Incredibles Cars Cars 2 Ratatouille WALL-E Up Brave
PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN
FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two
LORD OF THE RINGSSSS
THE HOBBIT HELL YEA
THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES
POKEMON IS COOL TOO
SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP
TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)
the nightmare before christmas sleepy hollow big fish alice in wonderland frankenweenie beetlejuice edward scissorhands charlie and the chocolate factory dark shadows
LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES
90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT
Lord of the Flies (1990) Cry-baby (1990) Pretty Woman (1990) My Girl (1991) The Addams Family (1991) Poison Ivy (1992) Wayne’s World (1992) The Crush (1993) The Sandlot (1993) Dazed and Confused (1993) Pulp Fiction (1994) Clueless (1995) Empire Records (1995) Kids (1995) Foxfire (1996) The Craft (1996) Space Jam (1996) I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997) Chasing Amy (1997) Can’t Hardly Wait (1998) There’s Something About Mary (1998) Jawbreaker (1999) Cruel Intentions (1999) Drive Me Crazy (1999) 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) American Pie (1999) The Virgin Suicides (1999) She’s All That (1999) American Beauty (1999) Girl Interrupted (1999)
SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)
the purge the grudge the grudge 2 the grudge 3 the lost boys insidious insidious chapter 2 one missed call paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 carrie (1976) carrie (2013) the conjuring Don’t be Afraid of the Dark The Omen Sinister The Hole
SHREK?
STAR WARSSSS
Episode I: The Phantom Menace Episode II: Attack of the Clones Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Episode IV: A New Hope Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS
MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS
The Office Suburgatory Puberty Blues Breaking Bad South Park Workaholics Adventure Time Spongebob Squarepants The Big Bang Theory The Walking Dead Parks and Recreation Freaks And Geeks Modern Family It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Avatar: The Last Airbender American Horror Stor Supernatural Family Guy American Dad! Bob’s Burgers Futurama 2 Broke Girls Arrested Development Beavis and Butthead Community Daria Doctor Who Game Of Thrones How I Met Your Mother iCarly Ja’mie: Private School Girl Jersey Shore Kath and Kim Keeping Up With The Kardashians King Of The Hill Lizzie McGuire Malcolm In The Middle Raising Hope Regular Show hannibal sherlock
ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS
You’re a good person and ily



