“We’ll be rich forever off this opium money,” the newlyweds sighed.
And they genuinely did live happily ever after.
ORANGE you glad you signed into Tumblr today?
Nice people deserve nice birthdays.
I drew Tulip from Preacher!
It’s my new favorite show.
I’m working on a new freak show series. It’s layers of illustration on top of vintage photographs from Flickr Commons.
Not sure if I love the results, but they’re dreadfully fun to make.
A friend requested Bucky’s trigger words in a format she could put on a tee. Feel free to print this out or use this however you’d like!
Working on a tattoo design for a friend.
She and Ishmael went through a phase where they smoked cigs and listened to a lot of the Smiths.
She went on a fruit, seeds, and nuts cleanse. Her bones hollowed out and contracted. She felt great about herself.
Last thing we heard, she had quit her job and flown to Costa Rica.
He wears his sunglasses at night so he can, so he can watch you weave then breathe your story lines.
It’s creepy, frankly.
Drawloween: Day 1: Ghosts
Every time I pass a “wine and spirits” store, I’m disappointed it’s not an old-timey apothecary that sells Tinctures of Ghost.
I take my calligraphy practice very seriously.
I love that Gonzo flies his freak flag, but the chicken thing makes me a little uncomfortable.
Alys and I were walking around downtown and... got more tattoos.
Death's head moth: from my original illustrations, on my shoulder, top. (That's not back hair; it's stray Willie fur).
Alyson got the plague doctor mask, bottom.
Everyone say hello to Clyde the Yeti. He is a custom amigurumi design.
He enjoys jazz, romantic comedies, base jumping, and mint chocolate chip ice cream.
As you can see, his brother Jeff Goldblum the Dinosaur doesn’t like him much.
Look, Ma, I doodled a thing.
Which of these do you like better -- left or right?
I drew SpongeBob from memory. Is he really this terrifying?
The Graeae are Greek mythological sisters who share one eye and one tooth between them. They’re so old they’ve turned grey.
I imagine they’d be terrible cooks and housekeepers. Don’t eat anything that comes from their filthy kitchen.
I’m having a day that is straight-up ass.
I’ve been breaking it up by imagining what kind of BuzzFeed articles would be written about it.
Clickbait galore.