those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go
strawberryjayne-deactivated2021
Best friends, Fergus the Irish Wolfhound and Hamish the Donkey
WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension
The World Health Organization is going to do what?!
I’m just crying because I’m happy. I want you to be so, so happy. I love you, Matt. You’re my best friend.
13 Going On 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick
Walking along an ice road during a blizzard is a great way to test your eyesight.
I need a twilight post-credit scene that has Charlie and Billy sitting on a dock holding fishing poles, surrounded by empty beer cans and hamburger wrappers, and Charlie is just continuously gushing praises of how great Dr. Cullen is, all the while Billy is clutching his fishing pole and staring stone faced at the camera.
me when a show has a gay character that has one or two nice things happen to them:
A good Spring look: me at the Farmers Market with hard nipples
Bad news the Farmers Market is closed from the plague… Will just have hard nipples at home now
god i remember those old anti piracy ads. they were so fuckin stupid. “you wouldnt download a car” yes i fucking would??
men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right
the implications of Percy having made international news for being “kidnapped” in the lightning thief are literally the funniest things to me I genuinely never stop thinking about it
Like of course he’s not famous but his name will sound kinda familiar to the average person and if you look him up you’re probably going to get result after result of Percy Jackson on a list of famous abductions along with this awful Yancy Academy year book photo of this smol, endearingly tough-faced kid.
Like, there are just too many bizarre circumstances to the mortal eye that wouldn’t have Percy’s kidnaping stand out like this kid literally blew a hole in a national monument, crashed a bus, and had a “shotgun-to-rifle” battle in Los Angeles that exploded cop cars, and people are so gonna talk about that. Like the idea that his “captor” was a huge burly guy that this twelve year old took on with a gun and then the dude fled and still has never been found?? Amazing. Spectacular. Perfectly Absurd.
Documentaries, Youtube videos… @emily-elizabeth-rose said #Buzzfeed Unsolved does a video on Percy Jackson when he’s in college and Percy gets weird looks for weeks afterwards and I love it cause that’s just so fucking funny
And also speaking of college – Percy having to write a college admission’s essay on facing adversity and overcoming hardship? He has an entire kidnapping story at his disposal with countless documents and media sources to support it and a college essay reader, somewhere, is going to lose their damn mind.
