How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

GROWTH 😭

i got the most relatable spam email

My dog sent this

he is a man of fortune

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

She’s all grown up.

STOP 😂

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “that’ll be a dollar”

The guy thinks, “man, that’s cheap,” but the beer was delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine” bartender goes through a long process of showing the bottle. Opening it. Aerating the wine. Pouring it into nice a nice glass and says. “That’ll be 50 cents”. The guy can’t believe it. So he thinks ‘fuck it ’ and says “I’ll have a whole bottle of your best scotch “. The bartender hands it to him and says “here. On the house”. Curiosity finally gets the better of the guy. He asks “ok. Where’s the owner” bartender replies “upstairs with my wife”. The guy asks “what’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” And the bartender looks the man in the eye and replies “same thing I’m doing to his business”…

Hey Jeff, change your url please.

69 days until avengers 4

20 days until Captain Marvel

139 days until Spider-Man far from home

as of the 16th of February 2019

#congratulations, you played yourselves

Peter Kavinsky: You like me, Lara Jean

Lara Jean: 

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

FREAKING BE LIKE THIS FOR YOUR PARTNERS!!!

DO THIS!!

P L E A S E

Aw

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What the fuk.

girl WHAT

Brie Larson on Which Superhero She’d Like to Team up With

i don’t wanna reblog that gifset of kate winslet freezing her ass off in titanic but she actually got double pneumonia from filming those scenes without a wetsuit. and all bc james cameron wanted the fabric to be see through when wet. when’s the final straw when do we snap and kill every man

Didn’t they film this ish on a set though..? Couldn’t they have just… heated the water?

But then her nipples wouldn’t have been hard. Please be considerate of male heterosexuality and entitlement whenever you’re trying to rationally prevent a woman from getting an avoidable illness in her workplace. Thanks.

Just remember that in the comics Clint Barton got divorced on Valentines Day

So don’t complain about being single on Valentine’s Day

“folds right into the wall” 

by far the funniest blooper, also absolutely love when John Krasinski laughs 

I’m so glad I’m alive to read these headlines

too bad ted bundy’s dead and he will remain dead and no amount of your weird obsessions can change the fact that he got caught and died like a stupid little bitch