Watching Harry Potter with the husband.

Harry - “I’ll tell you one thing Voldemort doesn’t have…” *leading into “Friends”.

Husband - “A nose. He better hope he never needs glasses.”

I'm Not OK

I’m fine I say when people ask me how I am

It’s nothing I say when people ask what’s up

I’m tired I say when friends ask why I’m distant

They’re nothing I say when people ask what’s on my leg

It’s ok I say when friends blow me off for no reason

I’m cold I say wearing long sleeve shirts and jeans in summer

But I’m not ok

I’m fine but I’m sobbing for no reason at 3am

I’m fine but I haven’t slept in three days

I’m fine but I cut myself to everyday

It’s nothing just It’s getting hard to wake up nowadays

Don’t worry I need help

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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Destroy them

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

SHELTER

HYGIENE

OTHER

Reblog to literally save a life

I won’t rest until there is a sims game that is set in the Harry Potter world. where you can create a character, or even create yourself, as a student in hogwarts, and you get sorted into your house and hang out in the dormitory and you can explore through the castle and go into other locations such as hogsmeade or diagon alley. and you get to play quidditch with other sims and you get to be friends with Harry, Ron and Hermione and why is this not a thing wtf

OH MY GOD YES I NEED THIS

I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

A generation filled with people who screamed PEACE LOVE WHATEVER and literally spent the entire time doing whatever they wanted and now punish this generation for “doing the same” even though we’ve been pushed to mature 100x faster than they were.

An entire generation of snotty people who I can’t wait to see all die off.

A generation who went to college for free and then spent their early adulthoods voting for Ronald Reagan and dismantling the New Deal welfare state.   A generation that was given everything, and has spent the past 35 years making sure that no one after them will have anything.

A generation that was given everything, and has spent the past 35 years making sure that no one after them will have anything.

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Whoa, slow down, there isn’t enough ice on our planet for the 76 million people getting all these burns.

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

i think i understand him a bit better now, working in retail would turn anyone into a sadistic mass-murderer

Teddy bears kill more children than real bears -  WTF fun facts

How DARE you

For everyone already having a bad week

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.

This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? 

A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.

That…

That can’t possibly be right. 

My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter.  And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??

FOOTBALL

OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP

DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL

A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms.

American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why.

I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren’t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students.

You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration.

yeah unfortunately thats %100 accurate

2039. Muggleborns discover that spells have been created to help the deaf and hard of hearing, but the spells are difficult and hard to reverse. Basing their ideas off muggle hearing aids, they create a simpler spell to cast on jewelry so that deaf and hard of hearing witches and wizards can simply take on and off the jewelry piece.

The Harry Potter cast and their favourite lines