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Raccoon Cowboy

@superpokemondork / superpokemondork.tumblr.com

Bad thoughts can’t touch me . I know so many Pokémon facts to replace any possible bad thoughts with.

“I’m a loser” —> the gen 2 moon ball was supposed to work better on Pokémon that evolved with the moon stone but the item ID was programmed wrong and so it only works better on Pokémon who evolve with a burn heal. Which is none. So it’s a normal pokeball, functionally

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

i hate you booktok i hate you overly organised bookshelves i hate you hard cover supremacists i hate you reading challenges i hate you colleen hoover i hate you people who can only seem to read ya or romance i hate you same style of cover in every modern book i hate you rupi kaur i hate you plain boring prose i hate you buying books just for the "aesthetic" i love you pretentiousness i love you being a snob

to prove im not just a hater i love you busted paperbacks i love you second hand bookstores i love you public libraries i love you annotated books i love you piles of books by your bed i love you rereading the same book over & over i love you poetry i love you purple prose i love you authors who arent afraid to get their hands dirty i love you cracked spines i love you books i love you

“Deux Chatons et un Escargot” | Alfred Arthur Brunel de Neuville

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

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Posting this again bc work is cutting my hours, please share if u can~ 🥺 contact me at zfedraws@gmail.com

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I’m opening commissions, any extra money will help me, thank you!