Tell us how you really feel
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Her saying ‘ye’ makes it seem like she’s speaking with a Scottish accent and now I can’t get it out of my head
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel aroun an Electrode nice and cosy and then just fucking tel it tae seldestruct and blow yersel up tae fuck
I'm afraid with the recent death, it's without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I've narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking "red wine" when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don't like.
Professor Acula, hand me that notepad
Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,
sitting in the front row at the comedy club saying “i dont get it” aloud every time the audience laughs
i dont get it
come on man
the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing
You ever feel so extremely normal and comfortable in your body and not lonely and like you definitely belong that you have an insatiable desire at 3:00AM to listen to the Mountain Goats until the sun rises? No? Oh, well, anyways, yeah I’m good, just tired.
