dipper pines may not be this trans or this punk but I am
trainsman
One of my earliest memories surrounding gender was a conversation between my mom and a man who worked at a toy store. [Age 6-7]
She’s so beautiful.
This is how you approach someone with a compliment
What happens when you Google Translate
el papa = the pope
el papá = the father
la papa = the potato (Lat. Am.)
la patata = the potato (Spain)
brujasypupusas
i’m S O B B I N G
turkey-imported-from-maine
we had to pause what we were watching because i was laughing so hard. my parents thought i was crying until i said out loud “im laughing not crying.” one of my dogs was so shocked at my reaction that she dropped the bone she was chewing on and walked over to check on me. my other dog used that opportunity to steal the bone she was chewing on. this post has affected my family and my household.
the names of homestuck songs are so beautiful you get ones like
- Savior of the Waking World
- Phantasmagoric Waltz
- Cathedral of the End
- At the Price of Oblivion
- Everything is Something to Somebody
- Clockwork Sorrow
- Eternity Served Cold
but then you also have
- Ohgodwhat
- Heir Conditioning
- Nic Cage Song
- Omelette Sandwich
- Squiddles Happytime Fun Go!
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse
Getting dressed in September is confusing af. What season do I dress for? It’s the fall in the morning, summer in the afternoon, and then fucking winter at night
hipsterthugz-deactivated2016040
Noel Cruz custom repaints factory dolls into life like works of art. Recently his Katniss Everdeen custom painted doll sold on eBay for $2,500. Check out his work here [X]
I haven’t seen some of these before! Beautiful.
maddieatsbrains
How does he miniaturise people
How
He hexes them. Shrinking them down into dolls.
Source: hipsterthugz
*wakes up from a coma* WHAT ARE THE NEW MEMES. WHAT MEMES DID I MISS
Guy in a mask: THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT YOUR VALUABLES IN THE BAG OR I'LL SHOOT!
Me: *rolls eyes and takes out one earphone* it's a what
flowergirlrobichiko
the only acceptable reason
throh
TITTY 2 BOMB
vvant-deactivated20230531
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
modernluigi-deactivated20200204
Reblog if youve ever fought a fish with your bare hands
Im trying to prove something to my grandmother.
thepagejakeenglish
If I would put a riddle note next to my safe, everyone would think the correct answer is the password. Finding the correct answer would hold up the thief a long time. But even if he had solved the riddle, the safe wouldn’t open because my password is PENIS.
Right now it’s a badge of honor to know how to drive stick. In the future it’ll be a badge of honor to know how to drive a car.
ultimate90s
OMG SO MUCH SHADE IN THE LAST ONE