they finally end warrior cats by having all the clans battling in the same area and then just like the police in monty python the local humane society drives up and puts them all in a truck
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
absolutelydestinysmood
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
date of origin: 19th of may, 2013.
this is my post. do you know how it feels to have this be your post? do you understand the guilt i have to live with knowing this is my post? the weight on my soul as the decade popped into prominence with spanish flu … 2 !
do you know how it feels, heritageposts? are any of these heritage posts your own or are you just a curator of human misery? do you know how it feels to live knowing that of anything i’ve ever made, anything i’ve ever said, this has been seen by most people, and this will probably remain the case until i die? for this to be my legacy? can you relate? can you empathize?
but do you want to know the worst part? the absolute worst part of all of this?
we haven’t even brought back art deco into mainstream prominence. sickening
Happy ten years to this post
Hey so apparently mash themed porn exists which shouldn't be that surprising to me but oh well
Do I like porn? No. Did I just skip through all the relevant scenes? Yes.
They put so much effort into the set it's so funny. There's a head nurse called Hot Hips Henderson and she gets to have lesbian sex. Porn version Hawkeye also reads out letters from home to Porn version Trapper while he's having sex right next to him. It all ends in what best could be described as Hawkeye/Margaret/Trapper but they get shelled in between because even in the porn version there's the horrors of war. There's a trailer on YouTube if any of you want to experience the highlights without the sex scenes.
best thing you can ever do is delete algorithm-dependant social media. i live in a world where monopolies aren’t making quirky jokes while union busting and we are all saying sex sex blood death lesbian transgender gay all the time. join me
PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK Day 1: Favorite TV Show | Galavant (2015 – 2016)
Way back in days of old, there was a legend told, about a hero known as Galavant
I believe whales are linked telepathically to sentient slime molds ten trillion lightyears away
I believe this is true and can be utilized for sexual ends
So like… is she tokyo cyberpunk or seattle cyberpunk?
Tokyo Cyberpunk: Emphasizes human relationship to technology, identity, psychological transhumanism, and the human-as-resource. In Tokyo Cyberpunk - Capitalism wants to own you.
Seattle Cyberpunk: Emphasizes class analysis through technology disparity, physical transhumanism, and the disposability of humans. In Seattle Cyberpunk - Capitalism wants you gone.
Aesthetically speaking…
Tokyo Cyberpunk showcases nightlife where clean streets are illuminated by neon signs tempting you into consumerism as a therapy for your alienation. It’s percieved cleanliness acts as a symbol where corporations justify their rulership through the illusion of social progress. The robot is friendly, companionable. Societal problems and capitalist contradiction are silenced and swept away without the common person knowing.
Seattle Cyberpunk showcases a nightlife of homelessness and decay with corporate monoliths on the horizon. The streetlights no longer work, but the darkness is kept partially at bay by the neon tubes of bars where people watch wishes of their youth vanish at the bottom of the bottle. The lucky ones working for the corporations do so with the fear they will be kicked to the street. The robot is an expression of force intended to keep the common person afraid. Corporations do not try to justify their rulership, social problems and contradiction are solved with force.
I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN “the two popes”.
I mean it. Firstly, they’re both real people. Secondly, they’re popes. Thirdly, they’re real popes.
This post is a distant shark fin in this big blue ocean of a website
rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew it’s purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question
they need to invent a specific word to describe the GRRGHGAHGA RYRURGUGR AURURGRHGR. GGRGGRGRGRHGHAVAGGHRRUGRUGRHRGHRGHRGHR AGHAGHRGHGRHRGHRHA NRURGAHGAHGRHGHR emotion you get when you think about a special interest or hyperfixation too hard. nothing that currently exists gets it
kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love
Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise
sorry this is so real
The ninth doctor is the best because he’s Spock and Howl. I can’t explain it in words but I made a diagram:
A bride recently asked me to make her a necklace for her wedding that looked like a fancy throat slash. This was a really fun project.
Yo that thing absolutely fucks
cis man with gynecomastia scars: hi
the smartest transphobes in the world: kys tranny
and people wonder why I say that transphobia is a danger to everyone.
I wish I was fucking joking
but sure "we can always tell" crowd telling a cis man to kill himself because they think he's trans. that totally normal behavior. terfs are totally just normal average members of society who want what's best for everyone. they totally aren't genocidal fascists who want to kill everyone who disagrees with them or anyone they simply don't like.
That's the reality of intersexism! Any bodily traits that can be deemed intersex are deemed a medical condition that needs to be dealt with, rather than a natural human variation.
Sex as a binary system is entirely a social construct just as much as gender is. It's fairly normal for people born with penises to develop breast tissue, just as it's normal for people born with vulvas to grow facial hair. But if we called those things normal human variations, we'd have to change how sex and gender are seen entirely in our society. A lot of people would lose a lot of money and control.
Purely out of curiosity, does the zuko x toph ship exist? What would you even call that? zoph? toko? zukoph? beilord? firefong? lordlord?
im sorry but im just imagining a random servant accidentally overhearing toph say "—but, if i were the firelord's wife—" while walking with zuko and jumping to the conclusion that zuko and toph are planning to get married.
(in reality, their conversation went:
Toph: Not to diss on your mom or anything, but if I were the firelord's wife—which, ew—i would have kicked the loserlord's balls at least once before i left.
Zuko: Just once?
Toph: I definitely would have made it an unforgettable experience.)
anyway, the rumor spreads pretty rapidly much to toph's manic delight and zuko's resigned acceptance when they found out.
toph would go to random restaurants and stores within caldera and proclaim, "send the bill to the royal treasury!" or "give me your best goods. your future firelady demands it!"
when confronted by annoying advisers, zuko realized that the easiest way to shut them up is by saying, "I'll leave you to discuss this matter with the future firelady."
it also helps that ever since the rumor grew, the advisers have stopped pestering him about getting married already. after all, who knows how the master earthbender would react to this kind of slight against her marriageability.
iroh thinks it's absolutely hilarious. he even formally gives toph "his blessings" in public. (*after toph singlehandedly defeats assassins after zuko during a public event* "I see that the fire nation is in good hands 😊")
it's all fun and games until sokka overhears the rumor. "aang, as the avatar, you need to stop their marriage. or else the world will never know peace."
Aang has a horrible idea.
"Sokka, I need you to pretend to be Zuko's mistress."
Aang has a glorious idea.
fountain in italy
This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.
BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
Suuuuuck
*FOOMP*
