When the whole squad looks good
my uncle
-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them
-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education
-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs
-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)
this is what he wore to a family outing downtown
He showed up to our Christmas Eve dinner wearing a dress shirt, fancy slacks, and flip flops. All he ate was a bowl of smoked oysters.
I needed this today. LOOK AT THESE TEENY LOAVES!!
the-real-eye-to-see
The Proud Family, the “I have a dream” episode.
Disney, please, play it every day this month!
#BlackHistoryMonth
Meet the (not so) friendly Crowley, from @howaboutidont!
”This is Crowley. She doesn’t like me or cameras :’)”
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I caught 3 Magikarp today only 98 more to go.ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Update: Much progress today! I now have 55 out of the 400 Magikarp Candies needed to evolve one of these fuckers. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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115/400
WOOOAAA-OOOAAHHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THEERRREE
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223/400
memosfromakutagawa
A stirring and inspiring journey that shows anyone can achieve their dreams, 10/10, would read again
nadjaandlazslosmixtape-deactiva
So satisfying
sensitiveandopinionated
omg…this just made me …excited
aaliyah-appollonia
There’s no caption but this is probably something like “when you at a white party”
lmao, right
boystop
lmfaooooo
Meet the lovely pair sister cats, Ava & Maddy, from @codycheeks! :D
“Ava (left) and Maddy (right) are sisters. We’ve had them for 8 years, since they were only a couple months old. I’ve always had a special bond with them, and they’re like family to me :) The picture on the right is Maddy jumping for the laser light :D”
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