if ur reading this im now a weeaboo fuckhead

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

I want money

power

and glory

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

"free trial"

"all we need is your credit card information"

I control your entire country, kids

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

"i don’t like garlic bread"

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

"do u want the rest of my food"

"here u can have them"

For 17,000 dollars, you could have 18,300 cookies delivered to your college dorm at 2 AM from Insomnia Cookies. [x]

i have 2 moods: