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Children Of The Nephilim

@superkrl

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

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One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

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To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

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"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

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I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

visual evidence

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Oh my god those are heelys

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I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

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I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

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Me, before reading the rest of the post:

Today's advice from your Goth Auntie

  • No slouching! Hydrate, take your meds. 
  • You will eventually become your true, gloriously weird self. Keep striving for that.
  • The Lurking Horror found the forbidden door in the basement and wants to know why it's forbidden.

❤️Auntie Jilli

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Bobby: Congratulations. You three have just won gold, silver and bronze in the Moron's Olympics

Buck:

Eddie:

Chimney:

Buck: ...Who won gold?

Buck: Quiet, laidback men, why do you go for loud, fiery women?

Bobby: Someone's gotta tell the waiter I ordered mashed potatoes and it's not gonna be me.

Buck *pouts* : c'mon Eds, why you never want to sparing with me?

Eddie: because maybe you believe your big muscles would help you win, but I would throw you on the mat after some seconds. Not interesting for me at all

Buck *pouts more* : pleeeeeeease

Hen *without looking from her book: Buck, if you want Eddie to top you just say that

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck: Wait I can?

Hen *nods*

Buck: top me, please 🥺