@olympicsloth

we must obey Them, our supreme overlords

This is the funniest tweet I’ve read in my whole life.

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

‘where’s ur motivation?’

walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hot

The new snapchat update is amazing

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

Me.

Taylor pictured at Coachella!

Sara Sampaio at Coachella on April 15, 2016.

Pepe Pig.