Summer 2023 is perhaps Hollywood’s worst summer on record. It has to make back ~$1.46B through other means to be back in the green.
Pay the people making your product, dammit!
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Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.
guy who has a tattoo that says "CHECK OUT MY TATTOOS!" with arrows pointing to the other tattoos
Is there a cool message if you follow them all the way to the end?
Nora: (flexing) Muscles!
Yang: Muscles?
Nora: Muscles!
Yang: (flexes) Muscles!
Nora & Yang: (buff partner flex) MUSCLES!!!
Blake & Ren: (sigh at their buff girlfriends) Why do we love them? ❤️
Jaune calling ren: Ren!, REN!!, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!
Ren: Slow down, what's wrong Jaune?
Jaune: SHE GON MAD, PYRRHA IS BEING-
Pyrrha off screen: you better turn off that scroll jaune, I'm feeling romantical~~~
Jaune: NONONONONONOOOOOO-
Scroll hangs up
Ren: Jaune?!, Jaune!!!, JAUNEEEEEE!!!!!;
Nora: Don’t worry about him, Rennie! Jaune-jaune will change his tune after Pyr-Pyr gets started!
Nora: Besides, Jaune has aura so he’ll be okay!
Ren: I still don’t-
Nora: Also, you should really be worried about yourself Rennie~! 💕
Ren: …I’m in danger…!
~Later that Evening, Aura Failed them~
Jaune calling ren: Ren!, REN!!, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!
Ren: Slow down, what's wrong Jaune?
Jaune: SHE GON MAD, PYRRHA IS BEING-
Pyrrha off screen: you better turn off that scroll jaune, I'm feeling romantical~~~
Jaune: NONONONONONOOOOOO-
Scroll hangs up
Ren: Jaune?!, Jaune!!!, JAUNEEEEEE!!!!!;
Nora: Don’t worry about him, Rennie! Jaune-jaune will change his tune after Pyr-Pyr gets started!
Nora: Besides, Jaune has aura so he’ll be okay!
Ren: I still don’t-
Nora: Also, you should really be worried about yourself Rennie~! 💕
Ren: …I’m in danger…!
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose
dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk
i want to dig up jonny ronny rolkien tolkien and show him this post just for the pleasure of seeing his repressed catholic skull explode
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Weiss - Weiss B Schnee does not yield to authority
Ruby - B ?
Yang - Weiss Blake Schnee ?
Weiss - B for BISEXUAL ! I paid a lot of money for this middle name , you better use it
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Writing Requests are OPEN
Blake: I would’ve guessed “B” for “Bottom.”
Weiss: *red* I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!
Weiss - Weiss B Schnee does not yield to authority
Ruby - B ?
Yang - Weiss Blake Schnee ?
Weiss - B for BISEXUAL ! I paid a lot of money for this middle name , you better use it
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Writing Requests are OPEN
Summer 2023 is perhaps Hollywood’s worst summer on record. It has to make back ~$1.46B through other means to be back in the green.
Guess they should be paying their employees and stop being cartoonishly evil!
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Whitley: (Captured) I'm so sorry.
Ruby: (Captured) Don't be. You were pretty brave. Really.
Whitley: No, I wasn't. I was gutless, and pathetic, and so... weak! (Leans forward, Covers face with hands)
Whitley: (Looks at his hands) So weak, my hands slip out easily.
Guard: (Back to them)
Whitley: (Hands behind him) Excuse me, Mister White Fang? Is your faunus trait your fat body being too big for your tiny head, or perhaps it's your tiny head bring too small for your fat body?!
Guard: Huh?! You askin' fer a fuckin' beatin', Schnee?!
Whitley: (Pulled up by his collar) No, but I do have another question!
Whitley: (Presses gun to Guard's stomach) By any chance, is this yours~?
In honor of International Whale Shark Day, I have prepared a special dissertation on whale shark facts
*clears throat*
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Weiss: I feel depressed but I have no reason to be.
Rusted knight: *Puts his hand on her shoulder* It's okay to be upset. You deserve to seek help.
Ruby: *Worry* I can't do anything right. I'm worthless
Rusted knight: *Hugs her* You have an inherent worth that can't be diminished. You are capable of learning from your mistakes.
Weiss: Thank you Rusted Knight
Ruby: *Smiles* Yeah, Thank you.
Rusted knight: No problem *Walks away*
Weiss: Hey!
Rusted knight: *Looks back*
Weiss: I hope you learn to be happy.
Rusted knight: *Stares at her*
Rusted knight: *Walks away with his head held high*
Lost in Her Eyes
Pyrrha: *excitedly telling the story of her favorite soccer team’s long-shot championship victory*
Jaune: *staring at Pyrrha’s eyes* …wow, she’s so beautiful when she’s excited…!
Jaune: *watching as Pyrrha mimes a particularly complex play, carefully laying out the positions of the players* …her eyes just light up so much! They’re like emeralds under a light, only the light is coming from inside…! 🥰
Pyrrha: …what do you think, Jaune?
Jaune: …uh…
Jaune: Shit!! Pyrrha asked a question and I have no idea what we’re supposed to be talking about!!
Pyrrha: *waiting patiently* 🙂 ??
Jaune: Come on!! Think! What was the last thing you remember?
Pyrrha: 😕 ??
Jaune: Something about sports? Dammit, which sport, though?! Pyrrha talks about a LOT of sports!
Pyrrha: 🤨 ??
Jaune: Crap, crap, crap!! She’s starting to look upset! Say something! Anything! Local sports team!!
Jaune: …oh yeah, the Vale Knights! 😅
Pyrrha: …you think we should have the Vale rugby team for dinner tonight?
Jaune: SHIT!!!!
I’d like to think this goes both ways too. Jaune’s discussing battle plans and Pyrrha’s just completely enamored with him.
This is the complete opposite with Renora. Nora remembers every word Ren has ever said to her, while Ren listens to her while she sleeps, so much so that he can accurately retell her dreams to others.
They’re madly in love with each other, your honor.
Hm. I gotta put those in my drafts folder!
Lost in Her Eyes
Pyrrha: *excitedly telling the story of her favorite soccer team’s long-shot championship victory*
Jaune: *staring at Pyrrha’s eyes* …wow, she’s so beautiful when she’s excited…!
Jaune: *watching as Pyrrha mimes a particularly complex play, carefully laying out the positions of the players* …her eyes just light up so much! They’re like emeralds under a light, only the light is coming from inside…! 🥰
Pyrrha: …what do you think, Jaune?
Jaune: …uh…
Jaune: Shit!! Pyrrha asked a question and I have no idea what we’re supposed to be talking about!!
Pyrrha: *waiting patiently* 🙂 ??
Jaune: Come on!! Think! What was the last thing you remember?
Pyrrha: 😕 ??
Jaune: Something about sports? Dammit, which sport, though?! Pyrrha talks about a LOT of sports!
Pyrrha: 🤨 ??
Jaune: Crap, crap, crap!! She’s starting to look upset! Say something! Anything! Local sports team!!
Jaune: …oh yeah, the Vale Knights! 😅
Pyrrha: …you think we should have the Vale rugby team for dinner tonight?
Jaune: SHIT!!!!