i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
2023: missives from desktop tumblr suggest that per the latest update my mutuals are being hunted by some kind of grotesque clown. staff assure us this is driven by user feedback.
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
the senate is lying to us
i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry
for any mobile only users. here is the clown.
The what
Hanging out with Fluttermop
Rubbermaid® 60" Invader Side Gate Wood Mop Handle, Yellow - FGH116000000
Microfiber Kentucky Mop Loop/Taped Pink
Hi hi hi hi hi bomking my face on you like a small cat. Hello. Hi
I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind
Have loved this particular Far Side moment for ages.
i love when anti piracy people are like "ummm that's STEALING???" well no, it's not. for starters it's much easier than stealing
just saw a “period typical homophobia” tag on a fic set in the early 2000s and like…you arent wrong but jesus things changed fast huh
