Danyi Zhu: Jewelry Shaped by the Body (2013) medium: sterling silver
my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
Bro my prostate is aching, can you rub your dick against it for me?
Bro my prostate is
aching, can you rub your dick
against it for me?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Surreal
Thank you
Anonymous asked:
Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??
yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle
Twitter users will not survive the winter
What do they mean it’s impossible to have conversations there’s at least three different ways to do so here
"It's impossible to have conversations there" -person coming from a website where DM'ing is now paywalled behind Twitter Blue.
We are all desperately struggling to stop having half the conversations on here.
They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved
“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
"autism is a new phenomenon that's on the rise" do you really think the Gregorian monks who spent months writing a single letter H and drawing little pictures of snails on it in illuminated manuscripts were neurotypicals? is that really something a neurotypical would do
Special interest: THE LORD
these tags really spoke to me
Marianne Fritz, from The Weight of Things Anne Sexton, from A Self-Portrait in Letters Clarice Lispector, from The Passion According to G.H. Stevie Smith, from Infelice
The Tall Windows & Interior by Vilhelm Hammershøi Figures Walking up a Monumental Staircase (detail) by Hubert Robert Young Woman with Her Hand over Her Mouth by Edgar Degas
y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.