Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??
yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle

Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??
yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle
Twitter users will not survive the winter
What do they mean it’s impossible to have conversations there’s at least three different ways to do so here
"It's impossible to have conversations there" -person coming from a website where DM'ing is now paywalled behind Twitter Blue.
We are all desperately struggling to stop having half the conversations on here.
They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved
“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
"autism is a new phenomenon that's on the rise" do you really think the Gregorian monks who spent months writing a single letter H and drawing little pictures of snails on it in illuminated manuscripts were neurotypicals? is that really something a neurotypical would do
Special interest: THE LORD
these tags really spoke to me
Marianne Fritz, from The Weight of Things Anne Sexton, from A Self-Portrait in Letters Clarice Lispector, from The Passion According to G.H. Stevie Smith, from Infelice
The Tall Windows & Interior by Vilhelm Hammershøi Figures Walking up a Monumental Staircase (detail) by Hubert Robert Young Woman with Her Hand over Her Mouth by Edgar Degas
y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.
WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON
i do birdwatching but in a I Dont Fucking Know What That Bird Is kind of way
like do i looke like the kind of person who knows the difference between a robin and a nightingale? no i look at tiny bird i go AWWW and that’s enough
excuse me its a CUTE bird
hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste
I’m too classy for this world
Forever I’m that girl
Feed you diamonds and pearls
Oh baby iiiiii
it feels strange to me now that undertale garnered such a reputation for being edgy due to fan interpretations when the game itself is just SO earnest and sentimental that it hurts. like, it's a game about connection and friendship and love and it's so forward with that message that it gets silly with it, but that's just because it really really wants you to care. it's the least cynical game i've ever seen, even on it's worst routes
you guys are SO right
Speedrunners have ruined their entire speedruns of Undertale last second because they chose to hug Asriel at the end. The game is so impactful that even speedrunners, understandably disregarding everything about the game except for what they need to memorize in order to get the fastest time for their sport, have seen Asriel and couldn't help but let him know in his last moments that they forgive him.