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floridaboiler

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman, too.

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The homosexual couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender man..wom…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am also being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from CNN show up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, islamophobic, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken away by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

*Moral:* There is no moral to this story. It’s just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse…

colonelk1

Don’t laugh people, try hard enough and I bet you can find an example of almost al of these things actually happening. Like momma throwing out your porn collection and the judge granting you monetary damages, cause momma threw them out of HER house. See?? 😖