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@superduperjenna

Atlanta
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burlybard

You are walking outside the store when you see a box of bobby pins on the ground. You pick it up, only to walk a few paces when you stumble into a second box. You turn the boxes over. On one box is a clearly written lable: “Nicola”. The other box has a label of its own: “Daniel”. Interestingly, you have two good friends by that name. You look up, and sure enough, you see Nicola and Daniel looking around the parking lot, as if they have lost something. They have looks of deep concern on their faces. Thinking you perhaps hold the key to the mystery, you shout

Dan, Nicky, your bobbies

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this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.