what if jellyfish were just, like, really big. all the time
All I'm gonna say about this recent wave of UFO nonsense is that it better not be true.
I'm a reverse engineer who has in the past worked for the US government. If it turns out those punks have had a bunch of flying saucers they have been hacking on, I'm gonna be LIVID.
I'm over here tearing down toys and smart toasters and you're telling me I could have been disassembling a quantum flux ionizer off a centauri warpship? I'll be so fucking mad.
making cars without cd players is an evil act you're taking her pussy away..
reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it
guy who replies to all his friends' selfies with the flame emoji but it's because he abhors the graven image and he's trying to burn them but he doesn't know how computers work
Over the past 24 hours
- Affirmative action is now illegal
- There is a constitutionally protected right for businesses to refuse service to minority groups as long as they can shoehorn the words "religion" and "free speech" into their justification
- No student loan forgiveness
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AND indiana's Supreme Court blocked the abortion ban injunction so now Indiana has a now-total abortion ban in effect
AND Virginia banned porn. You cannot access “any description or representation of nudity, sexual conduct, sexual excitement, or sadomasochistic abuse” unless your ID is collected and verified as being of an adult resident. We live in a theocracy <3
