Holy shit allison is terrible this season (every season, but especially season 3) like yeah you've lost a lot but so has everyone else?? Get over yourself. She treated viktor like absolute shit on top of everything and when she rumoured Luther??? i didnt like him up until this season but holy shit how was that okay?
Five the first two seasons trying to warn everyone about the apocalypse:
Everyone in season 3 panicking and trying to find ways to stop the kugelblitz from happening while five gets drunk and takes a nap:
He still ends up trying to save them tho XD
Damn. Klaus really can’t catch a break can he?
He gets kidnapped
He watches the love of his life die in his arms
He commits suicide
Comes back to life (as if that’s what the guy wanted.)
He’s gotta help save the world
He starts a cult
He’s gotta try to save Dave but Dave thinks he’s weird
Then he’s got to help stop the world from ending (again)
He kills himself AGAIN only to come back to life
He gets thrown in a different dimension with his family
Ben is an asshole
He dies again (by his so called nephew)
comes back to life and scares the living shit out of Diego.
Gets hit by 37 busses
His dad leaves him for death
he ends up killing himself bc he had too
Then he is FORCED to come back to life my Luther
Has to help save the world AGAIN
Poor guy.
diego: hey can you give me a ride?
five, closing his car door: i don't have a car, sorry
Allison: We should have left you in the basement
Me:
when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies
Klaus, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Five: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
two-idiots-in-love is good but i'm also a fan of "one is a dumbass, one is a badass, but they take turns with it"
"we're both idiots with moments of unexpectedly sexy competency, but those moments never overlap. we've pooled our IQ points and only one of us has access at any given time."
Never knew what love really felt like until i moved in with my best friends and realized that i didn't like staying in my room all day, and id much rather take naps on the couch where one or both of them are in the same room, doing their own thing peacefully. They make fun of me for all my dad naps, but it's so peaceful and comforting to fall asleep around the people you love and know that they'll look out for you and/or wake you up if something happens. I spent all day Saturday asleep, literally woke up late, got breakfast, sat down on the couch, and konked out for an hour. Woke up, vacuumed, went back to sleep. Woke up to make some chips, went back to sleep. When they leave town without me i can't take my couch naps cause it's not as comfy without them there. Humans are made for communities. Humans are made for best friends. Humans are made for napping with someone nearby who loves you.
Holy shit allison is terrible this season (every season, but especially season 3) like yeah you've lost a lot but so has everyone else?? Get over yourself. She treated viktor like absolute shit on top of everything and when she rumoured Luther??? i didnt like him up until this season but holy shit how was that okay?
Holy shit allison is terrible this season (every season, but especially season 3) like yeah you've lost a lot but so has everyone else?? Get over yourself. She treated viktor like absolute shit on top of everything and when she rumoured Luther??? i didnt like him up until this season but holy shit how was that okay?
Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like "hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it's ok I know you didn't mean it" and my brain will instantly translate "you should be shot"
i love characters who can be killed but won't stay dead. my poor little cockroach <3
Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.
Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.
The fact that the dead version is in kid's books and cartoons is the saddest part; they're endearing children to basically a different, fictionalized animal and telling them that's how it really looks. It was declared "world's ugliest animal" based on a busted up corpse :(
bandits in skyrim will really spill oil all over the place and rig explosives on the ceilings and then they just live like that. they stand right under them.
