So I watched Good Omens 😊 It is very cute, I really enjoyed the character design!
STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES
YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS
WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW
*mashes the skip dialogue button*
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address
I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite
Watched
The
Fucking
Lorax????
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...
Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene
gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future
slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it
*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*
going through a drive thru for a meal deal in in your dreams feels like this
gotitforcheap-deactivated201611
you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas’ bluegrass ballad
Regarding my last post on the subject:
ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask
I just found out my girlfriend has been waiting for her bottom surgery and facial feminization for years and they rejected her coverage and haven't done anything with the appeal I'm fucking furious what the hell I'm gonna blow up the earth
