*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

Me: I love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

A bee: buzz

Me, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

Okay but cross-stitching is literally just acoustic pixel art and you can’t convince me otherwise

That’s the highest quality version of the I Guess guy I’ve ever seen; bravo.

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

I’m not seeing the problem???

Queen

Me: :(

The instrumental in Bandito:

✨ 🍃 ✨ 💫 ✨ 🌙 🍃

⭐️ 🌙 🍃 💫

💫 ✨ 🍃 💫 🌙 ✨

🍃 ✨ ✨ ⭐️

✨ 🌙 💫 🍃

Me: :)

i’m distancing myself from everyone and i can’t stop it

They have nine beverages between the two of them

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

If it brings him back, so be it.