oh listening is worse…much much worse

It looks like he’s trying to convince his twin to do something naughty.

I couldn’t help but notice the design of these trousers. 

MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, PLEASE! 

I’m talking about the opening. 

NUH UH! STOP IT! I SAID STOP IT!

Anyway, being a bit of a history nut buff, I’ve looked as some real and replica garments from the Georgian era and I noticed that Loki is basically wearing Mr Darcy pants, also known as britches or breeches. 

Basically, before zippers and button up fly openings, trousers were a lot more elaborate and they fastened around the waist, then a flap buttoned up the front, like so. 

So, you know, if anyone’s wondering how to get Loki out of that get up, if you like history and historical garments, you’re welcome. 

Also, does this mean Loki is really just Mr Darcy in leather? 

Imagine:

Tom’s noticed that you’ve been acting cold and distant lately, and he’s done everything to try and make you smile. It gets to the point where he actually cries one day, before attending an important event, thinking that you’re done with him and he cannot stand the thought of losing you, but you talk to him and assure him of your love, letting him know that he’s just being paranoid and whatever it is that’s been bothering you, has nothing to do with him.

Imagine:

Your best friend, Tom, has fallen so deeply in love with you that you’re all he can think of. He has even started to feel nervous around you and clumsy. In a room full of people, his eyes are lovingly glued to you, and he’s even become protective over you. But he doesn’t know how to tell you, so one night at a party after mustering courage with a strong drink, he holds your hand and leads you to the closest empty room, and when you ask him what’s going on, he, without uttering a single word, gently captures your lips with his.  

Imagine:

You’ve been having a strictly sexual relationship with Tom for a couple months. One day, you’re having sex and you stop to take an “important” call but you even walk out of the room. Tom’s immediately offended and wonders what could be more important. He’s sure that unlike him, you have other lovers who are starting to keep you more entertained than he does, so when you return, he only fucks you harder to keep you coming back for more.

“Yes, my sister has her hand down my trousers. And what of it?”

(Via Torrilla, who says she got it from @precursorpress )

Taking a deep breath, Edith pushed open the door and stepped into the room. Thomas was there, standing with his arms around a woman, his face in profile against her long black hair. Her bare shoulder was threre for his lips, his touch, and his face was passionately buried in the soft hollow between her breast and shoulder. She was clinging to him.

Who was this? A mistress?

He jerked, turned, and in so doing, the woman turned too. Edith gasped. It was Lucille. And this was her room, spilling with moths and dead things, a shelter for Thomas’s horrible secret: Lucile was his lover. — Crimson Peak (Book)

Ohai @beaglebitch - meet your doom.

This scene is less than ten seconds, but the problems are infinite.

The 2nd one is now worse than the 3rd in my books.

The second gif has always been the worst one. But, hearing his breathing before the camera even focuses on Thomas and Lucille is far and away the most problematic thing.

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Tux AND glasses HAVE MERCY

“What choice do we have, really?” - Adam

Tom Hiddleston By Charlie Gray (via Torilla)

“Fuck me if I’m wrong but–”

“YOU’RE WRONG.”

I like that he changed the picture over the fireplace.