Just found @pukicho in my old toy box excuse me??
Put me back
Now

surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time
by talos this cant be happening
(Please feel free to elaborate why in the tags)
((Also to clarify, I’m not talking about a specific fandom, I just mean the fandom experience in general))
“It could’ve been worse.” It could’ve been BETTER. It could’e been EASIER. It could’ve been lovely. It could’ve been beautiful, it could’ve been fun. It could have been simple, it could’ve made you HAPPY.
You can drown in two feet of water just as simply as you can in an ocean. Stop downplaying what happened and neglecting your feelings. Kill that idea with fire. Or at least acknowledge that what happened was bad without immediately trying to justify or dismiss it.
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
We need a whole scene dedicated to them
Axolotl pride 3″ matte stickers are officially up for the entire month of June! Limited supply so get em soon!!
Notice: I will only be taking recommendations for flags if enough interest is shown. For now, these are all the ones I got!
Doubled up nightmare
This is what Link sees in his fever dreams.
they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
WHEN WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME THAT TUMBLR IS RUNNING ADS ON REDDIT RIGHT NOW???
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
image quite literally heavy
wise words
don’t forget this important gem
And this one