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I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

What is even..

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

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Golden Diaper Boy Takes A Stroll

You work as tech support for ancient supernatural beings who are trying to adapt to the modern world. It’s a frustrating - and at times dangerous - job, but at least your clients pay well.

“My Great Destroyer, Consumer of Lands, Harbinger of the Deep Seas,” you say trying to keep the exasperation from your voice, “you need to be connected to the internet to see your email.”

“{}@&_@&%(#(&@__!*_”

“Yes. Can you move the mouse to the lower right side of the screen? There should be some little bars that will tell you if you are connected to the wi-fi.”

“&%)!^*^$%^!_%_$}{|”

“No my Great and Terrible the wi-fi is not a rival god from the desert lands, it’s just the technology that let’s you see your email.”

“!*&){}|@*#”

“Good, that means you are connected to the internet. Now if you can open your browser, Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, or even Microsoft Edge.”

“!@^&)(&@!&&&@}|”

You mute yourself so you can swear. “Yes, you can use Internet Explorer to access your AOL email account. If I may offer a suggestion?”

“$%^&*@”

“It will be easier in the long run, I promise. But Microsoft stopped supporting Internet Explorer a long time ago, and AOL is barely a company anymore. If you will let me walk you through some steps we can get you a modern web browser and a brand new email-”

“&^$}”

“Yes, with all of your old email.”

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Five hours of your life later, you’ve got the deep sea eldritch god set up with Firefox and a new email with forwarding from it’s old email. Just when you start to think that this job isn’t remotely worth it, a small crab-like creature crawls across your desk. (you can’t in good conscious call it a crab because it somehow has both too many eyes, legs, and pincers, and not enough of the same. yet your brain interprets the being as “crab”)

It’s about the size of a coffee mug and it holds something up for you, shaking one of it’s many claws at you.

You take the small thing, and crab scuttles away to where ever it came from.

The small thing in your palm seems to be a tiny treasure chest, the kind of thing that you’d put in a goldfish bowl. It feels wet and the kind of slimy something gets from being covered in seaweed.

You put it down on your desk just in time for it to rapidly expand, cracking a support on your desk and covering you in sea water.

Before you can get mad about it the chest opens revealing a small horde of gold, jewels, and a bottle of what you have to assume is pirate rum.

“Oh! Cool!” one of your coworkers say as they pop their head up over the cubicle wall. “I wish I got pirate booty once in a while.”

“Why, what did Thyrien, Emissary of the Sun, give you for helping them recover their steam library?” you ask.

“A sense of peace and calm about my life and place in the world.”

“Oh sounds nice.”

“It is. They also gave me this ceremonial headdress.” You coworker disappears for a moment and puts on a giant headdress that appears to be made from gold and platinum and has several truly giant diamonds all over it.

“Wow,” you say.

“Yeah, I’m thinking I should wear this to the next company mixer.”

Haiiiiiiiii. I tron-ified my OC. Basiltron? yeah lets go with that

uhmmmmmm hes supposed to have like. plane wings/jets/rockets/whaddahellEVER as a counterpart to Basilisk's ACTUAL wings. buuut. I simply didnt wanna draw them they were just annoying in this perspective. And got in the way.

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I finally read all of Desiree as Tim's Mom earlier, and this suddenly just hit me.

Danny thought Batman was a ghost. He's going to see Desiree helping Tim be a villian and go "yep, this is normal socialization for your kid" 😂

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The Haunting of Drake Manor! Yes, Danny absolutely is sure Batman is a ghost. He got the base details down of "he lives in Gotham" and "he has a kid" and "he's bat-themed" and "he beats up bad guys", but Danny's interpretation of that is basically "A lot of this info is weird and contradictory to ghost behavior. Wow, what a weird ghost!" tfkhugyhcjhvgcf. Which. Go king.

And, honestly, Danny's going to look at the villainy Desiree and Tim get into and go "😕 When my parents were super obsessive and weird and terrorized the town, I wasn't nearly as into it as Tim was", which is going to send him into a whole different sort of emotional crisis, lol. Would things have been different if he had been into ghost hunting as a kid? Would it have made things better? Worse? Who knows.

Thank you for reading! Your reviews throughout the day kept me company while I was at work 💚👻

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tags from @desatu

Your brain is full of correct information, btw.

hope all the fools on this website had a special day, especially me, the Fool of Fools, who discovered from a goddamn tumblr post that i was conceived on April 1st

Happy anniversary to the best joke your parents ever made!

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they have to wait until a lot of clowns die and then they shove them all into a coffin

alternatively!

Talk about a killing joke

Just had to fit that last one in there, didn’t you?

a terrible accident, if only the other driver had heard the honking…

see folks this is what happens when you clown around with traffic laws :(

ROAD SAFETY IS NO JOKE

Blessed is The Fruit of Thy Womb

Chapter 2: Blessed Art Thou Amongst Women

cw: violence, pregnancy, blood, death

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Inspired by @cyrwrites 's prompt of Talia being pregnant from exposure to the Lazarus Pits. Sorry long post again. If some sentences doesn't make sense its because english is my 3rd language.

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Talia hums out a soft melody that is seems so foreiegn to her lips yet familliar enough to let the words out.

Go to sleep little one

Let us rest on this straw mat

Gentler than what her hands of killing are used to, she scooped out her child from his crib. Softly rocking him back and forth, she caressed the tiny tufts of dark hair, kissed a delicate cheek, and rubbed her own cheek to the child's. The lullaby spilling from her lips,

Go to sleep while it is yet dark

Soon the clouds will disappear

And reveal a great light to light up the neighborhood

There was no wet nurse, unfortunately. As much as Talia would love to delegate the child care to someone else like she did with Damian, her youngest is just too important to leave alone. It certainly did not help that when they did try, the... sire seemed to disagree. The ground shook and the pits boiled as if in anger as they were discussing the matter of wet nurses. The glow and stench of power from the pits was too overpowering that they are left to kneel even as screams of terror overlaps with her darling child. Whatever was affecting them doesnt seem to affect the child. If the squealing laughter was anymore evidence.

Something dark and calculating took over her father's eyes as he looks over to the laughing infant. Out loud, he denies the practice of bringing in a wetnurse and instead, for Talia to raise the Child of Lazarus with her own hand and body as it should. It unexpectedly silenced the commotion. The interaction gave people ideas, theories that lead to...

"Child of Lazarus?"

That was what they called him and the title spread among the numbers of their people and Talia could not blame them. Even if the buzzing noise hurts her ears from hearing about it over and over again.

The night it was born, Talia looked over the child cleaned off of blood. Both hers and the midwife's. Even if she herself was present at the time, Talia couldn't quite explain how nor why that damned woman had suddenly gone mad nor was she to stop her from swiping the scalpel from the table and plunging it to her own neck.

It wasnt a clean death, no. It wasnt even a fast death either as she fell to the floor writhing and choking in her own blood. It was such a mess. Annoyed and tired, Talia had people called in to drag the body into the pits. Oh, well, she also had the other nurses and helpers shot and offered to the pits.

There was something in Danyal Al Ghul that makes her...enamoured. She doesn't quite know what it is but she just can't keep her eyes off him. The crystal blue eyes (that reminds her so much of her beloved) tinged with green and power behind them blinked and stared at her as if looking through her soul. Talia did not freeze nor was she anxious of what he will find. She does not fear having the same fate of that midwife handed to her. There is nothing to worry about. She is the Mother after all. She was Chosen. Lo and behold, she was correct once more as the child seemed satisfied at what he saw and snuggled in more close to her breasts.

With a shaky exhale from the breath she unconsciously held, a wide grin slowly stretches to her face until it hurts. Her own green eyes lighting up in adoration and maybe a bit of madness too. She could not believe it at first but the power held in such a small frame that tries to bury itself upon her breasts is undeniable. She can feel it in every inch of her skin. She almost even taste it. A shiver went through her spine as little hairs stood in thrill of the sheer power her...her child had just shown with a simple eye contact.

Her precious beautiful Danyal would grow strong and powerful. He would bring her family honor. She has brought her family honor just for bearing him.

A giddy kind if excitement overcame her uncharacteristicly as she thought about her child's future.

Singing more of that soft lullaby with slightly mad love tinging her voice that has never before sang a lullaby this sweet.

Behind the door stood a young Damian confused and frustrated as he watched his mother shower this new child with love whereas he had to beg her to stay just a little bit longer by his side til he sleep.

He looked over the new addition to the family and decided,

Damian did not like this child.

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Saying that Ra's did not like the little interloper at first was understatement.

In fact, when he first caught wind that his daugther was fool enough to become pregnant, his blood boiled so much that he was tempted to have her killed along with the child. She was supposed to raise his heir! The one of his bloodline and the genetic material of that rebellious former apprentice of his. As is her place as a daughter. Not bear this...this bastard of dubious origin. How dare she sully his lineage!

He quickly changed his mind seeing the results of the numerous tests his daughter herself has demanded as she claimed not to have laid with anyone that would result with a child. Any child of his line would have some level of contamination from the constant exposure to the Pits, there is no doubt about this. But this... he would hesitate to call it child for that much level of contamination it might as well be a miniature version of the Pits in a mortal form!

Well this...certainly changes things.

It gave Ra's a reason to believe that this child was one that of the Pits, once he had cooled over his anger. As the Child grew up in outstanding standards and with training, it has become a sharp weapon Ra's could feel from before.

There was a little problem with the Child's tendency to go in blind rage with its form flickering to something not quite human but that was easily remedied by a few baths in the Pits. Surely, it just wanted to be near its other parent as much as it did for its Mother, his daughter, Talia. With its hair floating in flame like wisps and the green glow of it eyes is nothing less than proof that the Pits has deemed his lineage worthy of the honor to bear this Incarnation of Power a mortal body so that it may roam the living realm. Within his leash, of course. After that, it seemed to improve in bounds.

As much as Ra's tries to steal away the Child to mold it himself, it only seemed to actually listen to its Mother's word and hers alone. It would follow along her like a little puppy and bites like the devil himself whoever she points at. This would not do, no. That would be giving his daughter too much power but he supposed that would be the perks the Pits have blessed her for bearing its...child.

And his daughter seemed enamoured by the little demon child, clearly blinded by her love for it. It did not help that the child' mortal form grew up to look uncannily similar to her past lover. He guessed that the child simply form a body basing on the one person its Mother is quite fonder than most. Almost like it wanted to be liked by its Bearer. The slim yet coiled strength within the small frame, the stubborn scowl, the thick set of eyebrows, even the coloring of this child seems of like Bruce Wayne.

And she loved it.

Ra's supposed that he can see the appeal of it. A powerful child of Batman with his likely inherent prowress and skills yet without the actual blood connection, he would not have any claim to this child. And seeing the bessoted look of his daughter, she sees it too. Even before the child was born, she had been subtly suggesting that Damian is to meet his father. For training or for raising, it did not matter as they both knew that the Batman has some claim to the boy even if he was unaware of his existence. That used to be a main source of trouble for Ra's who wanted a clear succesion of power and claim for his lineage.

But in the event of the birth of Danyal Al Ghul, suddenly things have turned for the better for Ra's. He has a powerful heir and a spare. Although its strong loyalty to his daughter might be a problem, he is assured that Talia will see sense in moulding the Child into the next Great Demon Head.

What Ra's didn't expect was the Child's loyalty to its older half brother. He thought that just as Damian loathes the Child, it would do so as well. Then again, he never really knew the Child.

One day Ra's stolen away the Child for "training", a test, more like. A test of its loyalty. There shouldn't be any problems with this as these tests are something that he periodically give. To keep the Child in its place and strengthen its faith in the League. The Child has never failed a test of loyalty barring the time when it still had its rages so there shouldn't be any problems.

That is if Ra's didn't tell it to kill its Brother.if not, someone else will.

Looking up to the enormous form of the Child of 10 years of age protectively covering the bloodied body of his Brother, white floating hair sparks like a violent wild fire, big sharp black claws on glowing white hand that fades to black to its forearms, big sharp teeth taller than he is snapping at anyone coming near, spiked fin-like spines that go down to it's long dark tail as black as the void black sceleras with glowing toxic green eyes fixed upon him, and a gutteral growl that shook the very earth they were standing upon.

Ra's then knew that he has crossed a line and he would come to regret ever harming Damian Al Ghul in the prescence of the Child.

With a lick of his lips and a geniune fear of his own mortality that he hasn't felt in decades, his eyes once again gleamed in pure greed.

Oh...

He can work with this.

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Damian + Batfam POV Next

I swear I want to say that the next one would be the last one. But i also want to write more of Talia's descent to obssessive madness for Danny and how it fucks up Danny and Danny's POV growing up. Also wanna write the batfam finding out about danny and finally meeting him. So probably... not done with this yet. i just...*clenches fists* wanna fuck him up so badly

The lullaby is Nami Nami.

Also check out this cool art inspired by this fic and prompt by @canyoubethestalkertomytango

Anyway here's them tags:

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Change Of Pace (Don't Let Them See You)

Danny is VERY used to the concept of hiding his powers. Never use full transformations, never attract the attention of the government (and its lapdog, GIW) and, for fuck's sake, never showing his face around anything shady.

Gotham has the potential to swallow him up and spit him out twisted and mad. He's reminded of that fact any time he's seen Scarecrow gas the homeless or seen Joker blowing up entire hospitals in his rampages.

But damn his heart for caring. Even if he had to help while invisible, he was going to do it.

Guess that Phantom really lived up to his name now.

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Guys i am OBSESSED with this illustration by Leyendecker omg

Where do i even start

everyone reblog this version instead and go read the article i’m begging you all

According to the artists who attended Vassar, it’s Just That Way.

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The ANSWER

Bruce Townley, mentioned Chambers and I was inspired to search again, and by gosh there it was, “A State of Mind,” Chapter 14 in a book by Chambers called The Adventures of a Modest Man (1911). However, the answer wasn’t in Chapter 14. It was in Chapter 15, “Flotsam and Jetsam.”
Two men, Ellis and Jones, have made camp on a ridge after a day of fishing. Earlier in the day, they had been fishing upstream on property belonging to Vassar College, where young women were staging a tableaux from Richard Wagner’s Lohengrin, in full costume with a boat drawn by swans, on a lake dammed especially for such outdoor theatricals.
Back at the campsite, the men observe that a distant storm is swelling the streams on either side and their ridge becomes an island surrounded by torrents. Up at Vassar’s summer camp, the dam bursts, and…
“…Ellis caught sight of something in midstream bearing down on them in a smother of foam – an enormous lizard-like creature floundering throat-deep in the flood… the scaled claws churned the shallows; a spasm shook the head; the jaws gaped. ‘Help!’ said a very sweet and frightened voice.”
The creature is Fafnir the Dragon in papier–mâché, and inside is Miss Molly Sandys of Vassar. A moment later, the swan boat also appears in the torrent, carrying one Rhine-maiden (Professor Rawson), one of the two swans, and Lohengrin, actually a young woman named Helen clad in armor; they are brought to safety on dry land as well.
Ellis, who is actually James Lowell Ellis, a famous young artist, falls instantly in love with Molly in the dragon costume, reassures her that all will be well, and there you have the moment captured by the illustration.

@strawberry-crocodile TLDR Its from a book where an artist falls in love with a woman dressed up as dragon who was mockfighting her friend crossdressing as a knight, but then it gets waterlogged and she needs to be rescued.

The most unrealistic thing here is swans being willing to drag a boat around…

Why wouldn’t you fall in love with someone dressed up in a dragon costume

my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person

actual ways to fish in botw:

-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)

-bombs

-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around

-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth

-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up

-electrocuting the water with magic weapons

-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning

not actual ways to fish in botw:

-rod and line

-a net

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I have bad news gang throwing explosives in the water has in fact been a method used for fishing in the real world. Not a *good* one, but a real one