commissioned work

i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

this is the baiken of fat titties reblog to get fat titties

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

What came to mind when I read “She shed” :

Mon dieu… She DOES shed

Reblogging this for absolutely no reason at all.

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

this video is so dangerous why did he put this in the public’s hands. killers can watch it after every kill and be able to get into the kingdom of heaven and then keep killing in heaven all they want

Ok, first off this video is creepy af, second, it just feeds into the stupid Christian delusion that you can do whatever you want, as long as you pray about it you get to go to heaven. Sorry, but if your religion allows you to sin with no consequences because you prayed and your god forgave you, it’s not worth anything. If your religion has a built-in “get out of jail free” card, your religion means nothing.

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

yes, you may reblog this post even if you’re not 100% sure you would survive a 14-inch shell

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bruh if people want me to stop sympathizing with villains they need to stop making the villains the ones who want to change broken systems

Why are cishet men like this...

Only good response.

"banned"

post-sushi dinner 🍣🥟🍚

what’s my name???

FUCKACCINO!!!

btw my entire perception of who someone is comes from their profile picture. Like if there's a cat in your pfp you're just a cat to me. That's how it is