In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈
everyone come over i made chocolate chip cookies only two dozen though so some of you will have to fight to the death in the street. sorry. unlimited tap water
i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
Anonymous asked:
how much water did u drink today ?
1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁
and still slurping
i heard in america a baby child cannot have water at mcdonalds. only soda
the world is in peril, and people are hurting
but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.




