Avatar

smol queer who loves glitter and houseplants

@sunshine-tattoo

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
chufff

i thought about these shirts the other day and was like "that's farcillecore"

Avatar

if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

Several different people have accepted this challenge it seems, but this one genuinely slaps.

Avatar
Avatar
nyadversary

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

Avatar

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

Avatar
acabspocky

Rule of thumb: If you can't fuck him for his sweet senior discount, he's not an old man.

Gotta be 50+, baby.

Also a 27 year old woman is not a MILF.

The minimum age for MILF status (regardless of having a child or not) is 44.

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
astraskylark

Marcille's Laios looking like Falin with a crew cut is peak lesbianism. this girl's head is a microwave with Falin rotating around like a bowl. I bet this is how Marcille remembers everybody, Senshi is that one dwarf that cooked for Falin, Chilchuck is lockpicker dude who is friends with Falin's brother etc etc