sunsetequila

does anyone want a bff

a BIG FUCKING FROG

which is messier my life or my hair

ME…………………..

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up