I can't die!

“It’s a handbag.”

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

Do Bug Zappers Work? Yeah—About As Well As Any Other Indiscriminate Wildlife Slaughter.

Bug zappers kill bugs by the thousands. But there’s a problem: They kill the wrong bugs. They are ineffective against mosquitoes and other biting flies, and their otherwise indiscriminate killing can disrupt pollination and generally throw the environment out of balance. Plus, the force of their electrocution can spew a mist of disease-ridden bug parts out into the air. All of the mosquito experts we spoke with and every relevant university extension office we could find unanimously condemned bug zappers. To keep an area free of bugs or to prevent yourself from getting bitten, there are much better alternatives.

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cardinal sin….? no…. they wouldn’t…. would they?

not a malicious bone in his body.

Think again..

Plato makes up Atlantis as an allegory and over 2,000 years later people are still looking for it. You might as well be looking for Narnia.

Plato: Luxury and unlimited power are forces that corrupt human beings and lead them to being colonialist and stupid. The gods will punish Athens if we continue to exploit others for our own gain. I have invented this society as a parable to illustrate my point because I tend to use metaphor for a lot of things.

Everyone: But where are you hiding it though

Plato: I’ve purposefully included details like a mud shoal west of Iberia that doesn’t exist and references to a volcanic eruption that we all have cultural memory of as an obvious indication that I made this up. Are you paying attention? It’s a metaphor. I’m using literary references. You can go west of Iberia yourself. It’s not there. I explained where it is and it’s not there. You all know it’s not there. Please stop it with the luxury and exploitation. That’s my main point here.

Everyone: Yeah but where is it though

You make one allegory about people missing the point and the ironic Greek gods punish you forever.

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

go through a nighttime routine and ill tell u what kind of villain u are

Reblog with your score

HOW?

you can’t seriously exclusively play minecraft?

i can and i do

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

hes so real for this

#chris pine is so based i literally lack the words#same dude who was like 'i don't get why we always have ladies butt-ass naked in front of everyone'#'but no dudes will show their cocks. how is that fair?'

literally. when he said this when asked about his dick scene in outlaw king?? when he challenged the fuss everyone made about the really far-off shot of him standing up in a lake as a tiny naked blur on screen??

and went on a rant about how 'we have scenes that show women fully nude completely visible and in crystal clear detail, and no-one bats an eyelid. Because we have a culture in the entertainment industry where that is expected of women on-screen, in the same way violence is for men. A woman being portrayed as violent or powerful unsettles wider audiences in the way a man being portrayed as sexually or emotionally vulnerable does. The very fact that this is a film where my character hacks away at people with a sword in battle, where we there's a scene with his brother being hung, drawn, and quartered, and Robert discovers his body swinging lifeless in the square, a brutal scene to film, and the shocked reaction has all been about a split-second shot from the far distance where you can vaguely see that my dick's out but not much else, shows exactly this'??

Where he called out, as someone who grew up in L.A. with parents who were honest about the lack of glamour in the reality of the entertainment industry and has lived for years as someone who's job it is to be pretty and shiny and marketable on a big screen as a Leading Man, how much more comfortable and used to masculine brutality we are than with a shot of a masculine man bathing quietly alone outside, of his body vulnerable and non-combative, unaware of observation or evaluation of his flesh?? like when a woman is sexualised by the camera without her input, ooooh it's sexy look how sexy the body is, a man stands in a lake 500 feet away and it's SCANDALOUS???

I HAVE to fucking respect this man.

He is on that fucking ball. He is aware and intelligent and he should say it.

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

!!! do NOT trust this dragon! it is Italian!!!

This year, on the 31 March, we lost Gilbert Baker, gay artist and creator of the gay pride flag. Today we would celebrate his 66th birthday. Let’s remember him as the wonderful person he was.

i just want to add to this post that the last update made to the official pride flag by Glibert Baker before he passed away was THIS:

the new lavender stripe at the very top was added to represent DIVERSITY and as far as i am aware, was added in retaliation against trump’s presidency. i’ve not seen many people use this version, and it deserves to be known.

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

We need kink at pride because “kink” isn’t just kink. “Kink” is:

No we don't. Respect ppls boundaries. If respect isn't normal anymore what will be normal then? Anything, no matter how it impacts or scars other peoples lives? Kink doesn't belongs to pride.

Look around you. Do you see where “No Kink At Pride” has led? Being transgender is illegal now. Exactly what people said would happen. You know what’s going to be next? Being gay is going to be illegal. Because being gay is not “respecting straight people’s boundaries”. They don’t want to see you. They want to kill you.

In support of the OP, let me clue the reply poster in to some of how the worldview of conservative bigots works:

If you are trans you are a sex pervert

If you're gay you're a sex pervert.

If you're the world's most chaste and godly nun praying in a convent, who has a lesbian thought once while delirious from a fever, you are a sex pervert.

If you're a family with a white picket fence house, a breadwinner, a stay-at-home parent, two cars, a dog, and whose politics are right wing... if you happen to be a same-sex couple, you're sex perverts and probably pedophiles.

If you're a closeted, self-hating, self-hurting, self-repressing queer going through every torturous form of conversion therapy, who condemns the other queers, who screams at the people who seek abortion help outside Planned Parenthood... you are a filthy, irredeemable sex pervert, a danger to children, and the most sympathy you deserve is transient pity if you admit to struggling.

There is nothing you can do, no behaviour you can engage in, no thought you can have, no clothes you can wear, no existence you can lead that is not an unacceptable sex perversion in the minds of these people. Your existence is kink, and you cannot appease them into thinking otherwise.

The bigoted conservative mind cannot conceive of queerness except as perversion, except as hedonistic degenerate thrill-seeking. They don't know another reason to do any thing, except as an exercise of power over someone else. Their entire world revolves around this idea. Everything is power, everything is control.

Therefore you can never appease them. Your mere existence is to them a totalizing threat, to their worldview, to their sense of normalcy, to their positions of social power, to their patriarchy, to their holiness. The only thing you can do that will ever satisfy them is die.

Which leaves us with this:

Either we have solidarity with our queer siblings - yes including the ones you don't understand, yes including the ones who have that weird sex that you think is fucked up, yes including the cringe annoying ones who "make the rest of us look bad," yes including the fucked up problematic ones who need to change and make amends, but who deserve their human rights whether or not they ever do that.

Because to the bigot, to the conservative, you're every bit as much of a pervert as Jenny Piss Kink and their polycule of submissive puppy-masked gender sluts. You throw your bricks when they come for Jenny, because when they come for the Piss Puppy Polycule, they're coming for you too.

Some people say "no kink at pride" and they mean, don't fist each other in public. Which is a thing thats never happened and that no one is advocating for.

Other people are saying "no kink at pride" and they mean no collars, no leather. Things that have always always been a core part of pride. If youre not okay with those things, go throw your own event instead of co-opting one of the ONLY fundamentally sex positive movements in the United States. Sex negativity isnt welcome at pride because pride and shame cannot co-exist.