clown centric dating site

in 30 years, nobody will understand this exchange

If this website is still here in 30 years we already got a fucking problem

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

tom jones fucked all of our moms

you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

All Bucky wanted that day was to eat some nice plums (◡﹏◡✿)

↳ Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

↳ Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

I’m a hundred and six. Thirty in handsome years. (insp.)

#the power they couldve had

I’m invisible.

↳ Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

- I’m gonna miss you, buddy. - It’s gonna be okay, Buck.

You sure about this?

It was him.

Tony Stark in Iron Man 2 (2010)

“All he bumps is anime openings”

Taylor Swift on sexist labels in the music industry.

Samson, Regina Spektor

Little Beast, Richard Siken

Vicious, V.E Schwab

If Not, Winter, Sappho (translated by Anne Carson)

crowley adores anathema bc 1. she’s unhinged 2. he’s absolutely sure he can convince her that the earth is a cube and 3. she’s the only person who will willingly call him “AJ” and he thinks that’s delightful

anathema adores crowley bc 1. she too gets drunk and goes on wild tangents about ocean life and the intelligence of whales 2. when she’s weighing options for the outfit of the day he’s the only person goth enough to give a vote that matters, and 3. she asked if the earth was a libra and he confirmed