its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

the global south experience is seeing any value in dollars ever and immediatly wanting to commit terrorism

your honour, permission to call the jury "chat"

if we meme about the lulag enough maybe lula will become a tankie and establish a proletarian dictatorship

this new update is showing me all my cheater "mutuals" who arent really following me i didnt know this was a onesided relationship come back home baby 🔪🔪

i made your favorite dinner why dont u come to bed

don't like the idea that film projectionists are being phased out of the modern cinema. i like knowing there is some mysterious guy up in the projection room making my movies happen like quasimodo ringing the bells

you're making me so sad

if china kills the dollar i will name all of my children after xi jinping

Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

“The paradox of conservatism is they want being normal to be punk. They want to rebel against authority while being the ones in power. They want to be rugged individuals and they think everyone should be the same as them. They want to overcome adversity while staying in the majority.” -@innuendostudios on twitter

you aren't obligated to ever label your sexuality btw. you can just have sex, hang out with people, and fall in love. labels can be useful, for both navigating what kind of relationships you desire as well as political organization. but if identifying yourself as something is debilitating, you are under no obligation to use that label even if you definitionally "align" with that label. nor are you obligated to tell everyone (or anyone) about your sexuality. you can also wear labels like a fun hat, and put it on & take it off whenever.

can you shut the fuck up? women are trying to blog here

This is who you need to blame when you make a typo.

Evil Tits out here making autocorrect necessary