swagless whimsy

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Another one of my designs I got to do recently! I am stoked any time I get to do tattoo a fat lady on someone.

If you're in central Florida and want a tattoo hmu!

i'm at the shopping mall. i'm at the war outpost. i'm at the space station. i'm at the combination shopping mall war outpost space station.

writing a callout post for our cat:

has everyone seen the blog lowspoonsfood?

the blog is food that can be made without too much effort, with a ranking system by how much effort it takes to make it

they also have category options for gluten free, vegetarian/vegan, lactose free, etc.

if you’re disabled and have trouble cooking, this may be worth it to check out. if you’re not disabled or you don’t have trouble cooking, it’d be cool to signal boost it for those who do need it. for people with very few go to meals, food can be boring and repetitive, so this is pretty cool :*

Cool for mentally ill ppl too!

@peaceypanic!

Yay!

Please apread this around, dear followers. As a disabled veteran with both physical disabilities and mental illness, especially when I was single, I would often go a day or more at a time without eating (or eating only food I could simply unwrap and eat or throw in the nuke for two minutes), not because I didn’t have any food, but because food preparation seemed like an overwhelming task. (Or because I forgot.) And my health suffered for it. This blog may not save a life, but it can significantly increase the quality.

please look at these two nausicaans throwing darts at each other

Saturn Devouring His Son

A Pumpkin.

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8 dabloons

Zuhair Murad Fall 2023 Couture

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

The spirits of all my ancient prehistoric ancestors are telling me that I need to start another blanket so who am I to say no to them?

However, those creepy dolls at the thrift store? You could repaint them to look even creepier. And of course you need to buy more fabric to enhance their dresses.

Neon Cuckoo Bee (Thyreus nitidulus), family Apidae, Australia

photograph by Vengolis

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

Illustration from La Esfera by Manuel Bujados (April 1921)

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

Gotta say my favorite moment from the Hozier concert was him saying "I almost cracked up at the beginning of that song. There's a person in the front row wearing a shirt that says 'Hozier? I hardly know her!'" and then once the laughter died down, "Now I'm going to lighten the mood a little with a song about hitting an animal with your car"

Costume Cats - Glitter Sticker by CatCoven