Senju Tobirama gets some really dumb takes tbh
Killing Uchida Izuna starts everything? Uh, Madra and the Uchida Elders had multiple offers of truce before that fight, the fight is on them. The natural consequnces of people trying to kill each other because of their choices are also on them.
Responcible for the Forth Shinobi War? The man had been dead for (trys to check timeline, fails) somewhere between 30 and 60 years at that point and the Zetzu's have been encouraging the war the entire time, and for centuries before he was born.
He taught Danzo and created that bullshit? Lets not pretend that Danzo 'abuse children for my profit' Shimura was actually listening to Senju 'takes suicide runs so kids don't have too' Tobirama.
Uchida racist? Sure he is! And he expresses that by, side eyeing them really hard and putting the people with a proven tendancy to go dangerously bonkers in one of the most protected jobs avaliable. The police force stay in the villiage, where they are about a tenth as likely to die as all the other forces and are best placed to be the final line of defence if everything goes wrong. Or stage a coup. There is a lot of trust implied with that one.
He has one absolute fuck up and its creating the Edo Tensei
If someone could please decide what i'm having for dinner thanks
much to Yahoo's chagrin, Firefox is actually the new pdf
this is a big deal since adobe recently locked editing PDFs behind a paywall :’)
YOOOOOO THIS IS SUCH AN ACCESSIBILITY WIN
Who even makes all these bloody porn bots? Why are they here?
You're on the internet THE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO
You're on tumblr THERE IS NO MONEY HERE
Lil Alec cheeb based on a comment on my instagram cause he's unhinged sometimes XD
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I've been rereading ORV and I cannot begin to tell you how fucking long it took me to remember how to breathe again AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just ... JUST LOOK AT JOONGHYUK’S FACE!!!!!!
Motherfucker looks like he's half a second away from tossing himself over that bridge, too AHAHAHAHAHA
Kim Dokja literally shattered his mind here OMFG!!!!
Never in a million fucking regressions did Yoo Joonghyuk for one fucking second think that this piece of shit would actually somehow manage to survive not only being tossed over a bridge, but also survive being swallowed by a fucking ichthyosaurus.
And then the fucker has the absolute fucking GALL to greet Yoo Joonghyuk like they're best friends and act like NOTHING even happened in the first place?!
That's the face of someone who has seen god and fucking laughed.
That is the face of someone who breaks into god's apartment, raids their fridge, and steals their Xbox for the shits and giggles.
That. That is the face of someone who met god and made them pray.
And Yoo Joonghyuk dropped him off a fucking bridge.
the bots.. have... actually tumblr names now....
Hate it
Please consider the mental image of the group fighting something either large or numerous, and Holga just picking Xenk up and throwing him wherever he’s most needed.
/ Orv novel main story + epilogue spoilers
"Did you know, Dokja-ssi?" - A Jung Heewon comic about platonic love
Hey, internet hivemind? I'm trying and failing to list all the crops/foods/medicinal plants that are Europe-specific. Like, what evolved/is natively from there.
All the lists I've found by searching have been like "these culitvars of [originally asian/african/australian/south american/etc] plant were bio-engineered in"
So far I've got Hops and Hazelnuts.
Is this any good to you, on the foods side?
Not europe specific but the wider timeline might help
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?
'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters
i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit
there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!
HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!
They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.
WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!
THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”
This post was written by Roy Mustang
Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”
The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”
And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”
To be fair, Roy should have seen this coming since he knew the child had just tried to bring the dead back to life. The rest of them tho, oh, those poor souls had no idea.











