Hollywood: Making movie for Women? Let’s put a romantic angle they love it you know

Captain Marvel: *has lead role character that has no love interest at all*

- -

Hollywood: A superhero film with female lead character? Let’s sexualize her outfit to attract male audience

Captain Marvel: *had no sexulized costume and has NO sexy scenes just humor and Carol being badass*

- -

Hollywood: We don’t think people are easy to see women as superhero in leading role

Captain Marvel: *biggest march debut ever with 455M, little girls dressing up as CM at premiers, has all social media buzzing and appreciating the film*

- -

Moral of the story is people were ALWAYS ready it was the industry who was backing up

psychic: *reads tyler's mind*
tyler's mind: josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh
psychic: What the fuck.

At the Twenty One Pilots concert on the 8th

Tyler: Who here is pleased with Josh Dun tonight?
Crowd: *screaming and cheering*
Josh: *waves at the crowd and being adorable doing the whole "Stop it." thing*
Tyer: *manages to quiet crowd after a moment*
Tyler: I guess I'm not the only one getting pleased by Josh Dun tonight.
Me: *chokes on my water and dies*

Maybe I just wanna start a band and become famous so I can stalk my favorite bands from a closer distance