Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

RANCH 2

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

what the fuck

what the fuck

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

+ if you thing LGBT is ‘taboo’ I don’t want that shit near me. Get lost

Pedophiles can go die and I will not cry. If you are a pedo who unfollows me, I will assume you died and will throw a party.

honestly same

Why wouldn’t you tho?

pure goodness

in any language, we know this pain

this is fucking funnier in spanish

they call it among us because

cuz theres someone

theres someone among us

UNMUTE UNMUTE

Unmute !

Enemies to lovers speed run

This is the opposite of a slow-burn. 

Think the homeowners ship it?

This must have been a deleted scene

when sasuke hit the floor, i felt that

Legit I cannot stop thinking about this

i looped this for 27 hours and I was Awake the whole time

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

whats it do?

makes the clothes wetter

That is weird

the fuck u want?

His NAME is BENNY

When he catches you doing coke anyway