daryl: how do i make a date really romantic?
carol: try being mysterious.
*later, on a date with y/n*
y/n: so, where are we going?
daryl: none of yer fuckin' business.
fitmaree
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
fucking duck
Not risking this
Please bless me, duck of creativity!
pls i beg
Violas in the morning breeze
© gif by riverwindphotography, June 2022
lmao i’m sad
dabinodanna
i see this and raise you:
last night florence literally held and caressed a woman’s face while gazing into her eyes and oh my goddd you could feel the sexual tension because she kept leaning closer to her like she was gonna kiss her and the girl looked so mesmerized everyone in the crowd was so jealous
saru brother
OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”
You’re tired. Burnt out. Exhausted. Stressed.
This lowers your capacity for emotional regulation.
You’ll cry more easily. Get dragged into low moods more easily. Simple little things where you’re like ‘dang, that shouldn’t hit so hard,’ will wallop you.
This will trick you into thinking you’re weak and can’t handle life. A loser.
Not so my friend.
It’s a signal that you need a nap, need to allow for more sleep at night, need to prioritize and scale back on what you can accomplish in a day, need to take a mental health day or even a leave.
Something’s got to give.
But!
It’s not your self worth.
Y/N: “You don’t scare me.”
Lucifer: “Then why’s your heart beating so fast?”
Y/N: “Cause your vessel is handsome…”
a little mid morning simping for archangels
I love when people talk about slashers/villains or ‘damaged’ characters and are like “I can fix them”
No Martha I don’t wanna fix them..
I wanna fuck them.
I want them to make me their bitch.
There’s a difference.
I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite
captaincommunist
If you call Bucky a villain…I’m not going to call you an ass, but he will.
and there you go, guys. Steve Rogers’ word is law.
Just thinking about how nice it would be to spend a day with -insert fictional male-
Like imagine reading or gaming with him. Baking cookies or cakes. Running your fingers through his hair. Drawing with him!!
I would love to just spend a day with -insert fictional male- he's the best boy ever.
Sometimes when I run out of fanfiction to read, I go through my likes and rediscover absolute gems that I completely forgot about and it makes my heart warm knowing that someone put their heart into it and that I get to relive the joy of reading it again.