Watching American movies/shows in which they speak my native language
Me: that’s... that’s not a word
Me: wait what are they saying?
Me: *reads subtitles*
Me: what
jessica-henwick-deactivated2023
May I have your attention, please.
“The reason I say I feel lucky is because I do what I do. I think when you love something and you get the opportunity to do it, and consistently do it and be able to play different characters or great people, you feel lucky. I’ve been doing it for kind of a long time at this point. Sometimes I think about it and it’s been almost 13, 14 years. It’s always humbling to have someone say, “You did a great job. Here’s an award.””
RIP Anton Yelchin (March 11th, 1989 - June 19th, 2016)
whatdidyousayagain-deactivated2
How to kill an introvert
Starve him to death by putting a stranger in his kitchen.
4935058-452485-deactivated20170
I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
thighlander
That looks like it’s made of coal.
kafkamilktea
It tasted like coal
akoolguy
you ate a vase
kafkamilktea
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
When I was a little girl, I never dreamed that I’d be dancing with my father at my wedding.
Source: janegifs
black-to-the-bones-deactivated2
Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook
The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.
Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President
deliverusfromsburb
Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.
youngvenuz
unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer
deliverusfromsburb
which we all gave him the idea for in the first place
fast and the furious franchise like
The Harry and the Potter 2 Harry 2 Potter The Harry and the Potter: Azkaban Prisoner Harry & Potter Harry 5 Harry & Potter 6 Potter 7
