In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

an icon

im so glad i didnt die before i saw this

Happiest of birthdays to everyone’s favorite honeycomb [x]

There has to be some godless injoke

My ride is here

please watch this and know i would die for them if they asked

“We’re gay”

Big Daddies Antiques

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

#i actually understand less

what am i doing with my life?

THE VARIOUS FORMS OF SHANE DAWSON (notice how he’s wearing the same shirts for like half of them)

I had these two children with a woman and he had those three children with another woman. [x]

“Link creates more awkward situations…”  (X)

just think if i can get over these photos being on the internet forever - you can get over anything

Science Fighter – What if the great scientists had special moves...by Diego Sanches.

Charles Darwin – Evolution

Albert Einstein – E=mc2

Pythagoras – Tetractys

Marie Curie – Radium

Stephen Hawking – Wormhole

Pythagoras – Pythagorean Theorem

Isaac Newton – Opticks

This is too cool

@mutantenfisch Have you seen this, omg?

The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

Damn…chill fam w the dead mom jokes

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

he looks like that one picture of jerry from tom & jerry

IM

Rhett says the darndest things. Season 11. [x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x]