reblog to scare the aphobes

this looks like the loading screen for the best video game ever

Underrated bit on this website is when an RP blog just jumps into the replies of a post and everyone reacts as if it's completely normal.

"I don't like this either Pinkie Pie."

Collection of le fishe memes from an aspiring marine biologist 🦈

i think of this video once a week

Transcription: A man stands in front of the camera with the caption “A story time from when I was a girl” next to him and trans flags adorning the video. “Ayo, let me give y’all a story time. You know I’m transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give y’all a story time from when I was a girl. So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white.  One of my friends decided like, ‘Ay y’all, let’s all wear our straps to the party.’ So we all dumb, ‘Aight, bet!’ So, we all wear it to the party. We get to the party, it’s a basement party, back in the day, you know what I’m saying, so, nobody can really see. So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.) We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends. So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada. So, we did what we had to do. So, I ain’t talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, ‘Yeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.’ And I’m like, ‘For what?’ you know what I’m saying, [I’m trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing. She’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m pregnant and it’s your baby dadadadada…’ And I’m like, ‘Shawty, I’m a girl.’ and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra. No, she like ‘No, that’s your sister I’m not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.’ Um, so, to this day I got a child out there. Hey son-”

finally. the first transmasc absentee father

diversity win, cis men no longer have monopoly on absentee fatherhood!

rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

Do I know what I want to read? No. Do I know what I DON'T want to read? Absolutely. God bless

I will not elaborate.

it is quite literally a pug situation. their mouths don’t even move anymore

Reblogging to potentially save a fur friends life

[Text ID:  Calling all dog owners: The doctors and team at Bryan Animal Clinic want you to know that the artificial sweeten Xylitol is now being marketed as “birch sugar”

Xylitol is extremely toxic to dogs and can cause liver failure. It is commonly found in peanut butter, chewing gum, and ice cream. End ID.]

proposes to you with this ancient egyptian faience ring of a cat with kittens

oh, the sweet irony of his death. designed for this life—yet never meant to endure it

What happened?

i dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub :(

!!!!!!!

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

SWEEP

i was just in the checkout at wal mart and the lady said “how are you doing tonight” and without thinking i responded “well im at walmart at 1:30 in the morning buying two very small cheesecakes so i could probably be doing better” and i dont know if that was funnyman tumblr jokester chase or genuinely calling for help chase

Me

actually it was me and identity theft is a crime

i love when ur inside chilling or cleaning and it suddenly starts raining hard as hell YESSSSS IM A LITTLE MOUSE IN A TREE HOLLOW HOUSE